poop manger

The act of filling a toilet bowl with a large amount of toilet paper and then proceeding to defecate onto it, thus causing the turd remain afloat. The feces surrounded by toilet paper symbolizes Baby Jesus wrapped in blankets in his manger. The poop manger is then left there for the unsuspecting victim to encounter.

"I sure showed those guys."

"What did you do?"

"I snuck into their bathroom and left them a poop manger, poor bastards never saw it coming. I'd hate to be the guy to clean that up."

poop manger by ThaddPole October 12, 2011

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poop you

A kinder way of saying F you

Person 1: Haha you look fat today

Person 2: Poop you

poop you by asdfghjkl:)asdfghjkl:)asdfghjk April 25, 2014

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Poop Crayon

Poop Crayon - (Noun)
A Poop Crayon is a small piece of fecal matter that is stuck in the anal cavity that continues to write on the toilet paper when you wipe. Poop Crayons are extremely troublesome especially when you are in a rush.

"Sorry I'm late, I had a poop crayon and couldn't get my butt clean!"

Poop Crayon by idontknowmuch March 9, 2017

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Poop Soup Deluxe

A healty mix of 3 crucial ingredients (Shit, Piss and Puke) in the upper tank after you've removed the chain.
Sometimes, the puke won't come until later when the first person discovers the piss & shit.

Just shitting wasn't enough for that fucker's upper deck. I had enough of everything for a poop soup deluxe.

Poop Soup Deluxe by Ed Bodine September 23, 2005