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Landeruded 

In sport fishing: When one of your "buddies" steals a fish you were trying to catch by rudely casting their bait in the same spot as yours. By luck they hook and land the fish that was destined for your bait.

Generic definition: An asshole that steals the glory from the person who did all the work.
Scott made the perfect cast to catch that musky, but Chris landeruded him by casting in the same spot and caught it first.
Landeruded by Websters new August 7, 2014
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Landerholming

To misappropriate unearned client funds from your attorney trust account.
I hope I don't get busted by the State Bar for Landerholming, but I really needed that extra slush money for my trip to France.
Landerholming by Lo lo rabbit January 22, 2020

landed dick up

Failed pathetically, in the manner of falling flat on your ass. Left wanting and asking, fuck, what's next?
Did you hear what happened to him? He really landed dick up, didn't he? Note to editors, I like this saying and would prefer to use a person's name instead of 'him', but it's not an inside joke. It's better with a name. If you use a name, it could be Brian or Paul or anything really. Happy for you to improvise! Think of one of your sorry friends who always lands dick up.
landed dick up by prof_db January 28, 2021
The utopia and paradise of pedos and neo nazis, formed in 1945. Now a discord server taken by second in command at the time, lando in a bando.
This som landonia shit - After seeing any racism or pedophilla ever
Landonia by Leokingahoe November 23, 2022

Mars Landing 

A Mars Landing is performed in the dark by transferring the burning remains of your joint to the tip your burning cigarette so you don't burn your lips. As you make the transfer, the small, glowing joint looks like it's approaching a larger glowing orb, like the "red planet" Mars.
"Damn. I'm burning my lips. You got a clip for this joint?"

"No. But you can put it on my cigarette."

"A Mars Landing. Good thinking."
Mars Landing by girthatron July 6, 2010

Conversational landmine

A phrase or statement that is extremely inappropriate to say to whoever you are talking to. Often said accidentally when mixing up close friends and relatives.
Guy: "Well at least she isn't bald due to cancer..."

Female friend: "What the hell did you just say?!?"

Guy: "Shit, looks like I just stepped on a conversational landmine..."