I hope I don't get busted by the State Bar for Landerholming, but I really needed that extra slush money for my trip to France.
by Lo lo rabbit January 22, 2020
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Did you hear what happened to him? He really landed dick up, didn't he? Note to editors, I like this saying and would prefer to use a person's name instead of 'him', but it's not an inside joke. It's better with a name. If you use a name, it could be Brian or Paul or anything really. Happy for you to improvise! Think of one of your sorry friends who always lands dick up.
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The utopia and paradise of pedos and neo nazis, formed in 1945. Now a discord server taken by second in command at the time, lando in a bando.
by Leokingahoe November 23, 2022
Get the Landonia mug.A Mars Landing is performed in the dark by transferring the burning remains of your joint to the tip your burning cigarette so you don't burn your lips. As you make the transfer, the small, glowing joint looks like it's approaching a larger glowing orb, like the "red planet" Mars.
"Damn. I'm burning my lips. You got a clip for this joint?"
"No. But you can put it on my cigarette."
"A Mars Landing. Good thinking."
"No. But you can put it on my cigarette."
"A Mars Landing. Good thinking."
by girthatron July 6, 2010
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Guy: "Well at least she isn't bald due to cancer..."
Female friend: "What the hell did you just say?!?"
Guy: "Shit, looks like I just stepped on a conversational landmine..."
Female friend: "What the hell did you just say?!?"
Guy: "Shit, looks like I just stepped on a conversational landmine..."
by Stolen0xD July 17, 2012
Get the Conversational landmine mug.A computer repairman that once owned a successful computer repair business, Collier Computer Systems, LLC.
Since he fell ill in the spring of 2017, he has been in and out of the hospital more than 9 times over the past year (2018); he received a replacement liver and a kidney in a rare dual-transplant surgery. Both of the organs came from a disceased donor.
Jerry (53) has been recouprating over the past 5 months, but has recently slipped in weight gain. Normally gaining 2 pounds a week, he has lost quite a bit in the last two weeks alone (13 pounds to be exact) the fear is that something is causing his severe weight loss. Originally 245, Jerry dropped to 122 pounds after the surgery and rehabilitation, requiring a decompensation strategy for recovery.
He gained up to 149.6 pounds at the height of recovery, but has since lost 14 pounds in 15 days. Lost 7 pounds a week. Weighing in at 136. The 5' 9" man is extremely thin and malnourished following the surgery.
Originally Diagnosed with End-Stage Liver Disease (ESLD) along with(CKD) Chronic Kidney Disease (stage 4), plus Severe Pneumona, he received special circumstance treatment at the Mayo Clinic in Jacksonville, FL on May 8th, 2018.
He is alive to this day. (21-OCT-2018)
Jerry is at home with his loving wife Sandy, along with their three 'rescued' dogs in south Florida.
He hopes to change peoples views about current healthcare practices and is a strong advocate for animal rescue centers around Florida.
Since he fell ill in the spring of 2017, he has been in and out of the hospital more than 9 times over the past year (2018); he received a replacement liver and a kidney in a rare dual-transplant surgery. Both of the organs came from a disceased donor.
Jerry (53) has been recouprating over the past 5 months, but has recently slipped in weight gain. Normally gaining 2 pounds a week, he has lost quite a bit in the last two weeks alone (13 pounds to be exact) the fear is that something is causing his severe weight loss. Originally 245, Jerry dropped to 122 pounds after the surgery and rehabilitation, requiring a decompensation strategy for recovery.
He gained up to 149.6 pounds at the height of recovery, but has since lost 14 pounds in 15 days. Lost 7 pounds a week. Weighing in at 136. The 5' 9" man is extremely thin and malnourished following the surgery.
Originally Diagnosed with End-Stage Liver Disease (ESLD) along with(CKD) Chronic Kidney Disease (stage 4), plus Severe Pneumona, he received special circumstance treatment at the Mayo Clinic in Jacksonville, FL on May 8th, 2018.
He is alive to this day. (21-OCT-2018)
Jerry is at home with his loving wife Sandy, along with their three 'rescued' dogs in south Florida.
He hopes to change peoples views about current healthcare practices and is a strong advocate for animal rescue centers around Florida.
by Jerrylandry2 October 22, 2018
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