Knob Glob

The gross layers of funk that gets accumulated in kitchen drawers over the years

1-Ew, what is all this stuff in my kitchen drawer knob?
2--When was the last time you cleaned it?
1-Like 5 years ago, why?
2--That's knob glob.

by Hurricane2005 May 17, 2023

Knob-jockey

Someone or something that rides a dick like a pro horse rider. Man, women, toy doll or koala bear, anyone can be a Knob Jockey

She whipped me into shape like Frankie Dettori. The bird was a proper Knob-jockey

by Peaspeanuss July 13, 2023

knob sack

A massive set of bollocks used as an insult in British culture

A massive set of bollocks on you lad

Guy-1 hey did you see what Matt has
Guy-2 no I haven’t what is it
Guy-1 he’s got a massive knob sack

by Haydon 08 August 13, 2023

knobby Frey

The Knobby Frey is when a man takes a picture of the reflection of his junk in a urinal.

Wow I can’t believe Brian just sent me a Knobby Frey. It looks like a dress shoe.

by Fun in the Fanny July 16, 2024

Knob

Plug-ugly geezer who is also being a total git

What an Airy-Fairy Knob that Prat Joey is...

by mPotatoLord September 5, 2023

Knobbing

The act of two or more bald males rubbing their hairless heads together in a friendly manner as a sign of greatness in the name of baldness.

Those bald-headed guys are knobbing to show their approval of their masculinity.

by BaldMursesUnited September 14, 2023

knobeshree

your name is vaneshree and you are a knob you are knobeshree

go call aunty knobeshree

by oilpump September 19, 2023