John McCocaine 

A 2008 Presidential Nominee who just happens to have a last name that has potential to be abused

1. The lettering of John McCain's last name, McCain, is easy to manipulate.

2. If you were to ask Dr. Rockso (The Rock n' Roll Clown) who his favorite 2008 US nominee was, He might say, "John McCocaine..... Ki-Ka-Kuh-Kuh-YAYAHH!!

John McCocaine by Jeph tha 5'9 February 28, 2008

john head 

A John head is a person who loves to listen to tech music, attends festivals & wears north face/karrimor/under armour & takes drugs / gets high

'Lad your a proper John head u uno'

john head by Liverpool1234 July 31, 2017

John Hopkins

The way dumb people say the name of Johns Hopkins

Person 1: I'm going to John Hopkins

Person 2: Really? Well I guess I won't be seeing you because I'm going to JohnS Hopkins.

John Hopkins by Josh.F July 8, 2011

John Hock 

Another stickam famous guy who got so many fans because of his site *pictureyourprize* that gives out hundreds of dollars worth of stuff. He got Amor Hilton pregnant & appeared on stickydrama because of him being a rapist, n00dz getting out, and plenty of that shit.

He's the whole stickam package.

$uper$c3n3k1d: OMFGZ LYKE DID YEW SEE JOHN HOCK ON STICKAM TODAY?~*

I R JESUSLAWLZ: LOLZZZZ OMFGZ YEEEEH! I LYKE WON HIS MACBOOK!11!!!!11

John Hock by DFLKAJKFLDSALJK October 4, 2008

john henry 

a penis, usually 7-9 inches in length and rather thick, taken from the African American folk hero John Henry, who packed a wallop with both his trusty sledge hammer while working on the rail ways and his own mighty John Henry... as the ladies of the 1800's so fondly put it

"Wow! Look at Sean's John Henry... it's massive!"

"Put John Henry in me... or at least as much of him as you can"

john henry by grifbassking December 18, 2007

John Wayne 

"John Wayne" is the term often used to describe the toilet paper issued in the compo rations kit in the military. This is due to the fact that he was "Rough, tough, and he took no shit fron nobody!"

I've got cracking ring sting today, that John Wayne ain't no Andrex!

John Wayne by alanthepoo October 24, 2005

John Key 

A senile old mental patient who escaped the asylum and is now running New Zealand. He needs to be stopped before he cripples the country forever.

John Key is an arse; that's all there is to it.

John Key by Trollbeast August 12, 2012