Junk

usually white trash; wears to much eye-liner. Their clothes are way to tight. They always want to fight people. They tend to live in the South. They always have fights with their friends. They tend to lose their virginity in the 7-9th grade. They don't wash their clothes. Their hair is ALWAYS greasy. They act like they can afford American Eagle and such. They like to take pictures without their shirts.

Ohmygod, that girl loves drama as much as she loves fake Hollister, whatta junk!

by Sarah isn't my real name Smith September 1, 2009

Junknet

n. Slang

1: the internet 2: any internet content that is an utter waste of one's time or potential productivity -- reminiscent of the 'boob tube' or 'junk food'; used with 'the'

Get off the junknet now and do some work!

I spent all morning on the junknet just checking status updates and watching funny animal videos.

Oh no! I forgot to feed the baby because I was on the junknet!

by eroombob October 14, 2009

crunk junk

a type of dunk in streetball - it involves a self alley-oop and a 180 degree spin before catching the ball and dunking it over your head

did you see that crunk junk i just pull?
i know it was insane

by switch_19 April 18, 2006

junk

A person, place, thing or idea that is great, off the hook, terrific, outstanding, cool etc.

This crib is junk!

It's totally junk that my work load has lightened.

by ctof April 28, 2005

junk-show

Janky, janktified, worthless

Our janky friend BDef was a total junk-show.

by BD February 26, 2004

Junkdar

A unique attribute of the female gender and gay males; a sense that seeks out a man’s penis as if guided by radar.

Erin's junkdar was honing in on Casey. She really wanted some action and nothing was going to stop her.

by The Caseman October 31, 2006

junkerey

The crap they sell at "jewelery" parties. Generally, the types of parties you are guilted into buying something at only because the person is a single mom or has a deadbeat husband.

Look at that black hills gold and turquoise necklace she has on. It's so bad, it's junkerey.

by Kelly BRCB March 12, 2007