Goose leg

(n) A skinny penis with an abnormally large tip

I heard the Thomas brothers can’t fit it in because they both have a goose leg.

by The Biggest Doug December 28, 2024

Shoot the Goose

Closing one nostril and blowing very hard out the other one so that any boogers inside shoot out. Note: Don't do this with your eyes open.

thing one: man I can't breathe through my damn nose
thing two: just shoot the goose bro
thing one: oh right

by ritzy115 April 25, 2020

Silly goose

One who drinks bud light on a school night.

If you are going to be a silly goose go jump in the pond

by Connor the construction guy February 21, 2021

Goose crisps

The sides of a pussy when having sex.

Her goose crisps are huge

by Duckmaster29075 March 3, 2020

Stephan the Silly Goose

A worthless, plastic goose figurine that is bullied and threatened when brought up in a conversation.

Thiccc Girl: “I love Stephan the Silly Goose. He is worth great sentimental value.”
Flat Loser: “If you bring up that goose again, he’s being launched on the roof, never to be seen again.”

by Special Ed November 5, 2018

Loose Goose

A cocktail combining Grey Goose Vodka with prune juice.

At the bar: "I'd like a Loose Goose, please."

by Keepinitregular October 2, 2019

crippled goose

An insult/jeer used by friends.

"You're such a crippled goose, Bob."

by Kippers19 April 3, 2016