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Flight Equipment 

The only shop in a squadron that is continuously pestered and bothered by other shops, for the lack of contribution to aircraft maintenance by bitch ass whiners who are mad and over worked due to their superiors having poor leadership qualities.
You want me to go to which aircraft and fix what? I'm sorry you must be new, we're flight equipment we don't do that shit, maybe you'll think about lat moving when you re-enlist.
Flight Equipment by Cpl Tony January 27, 2010
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Fishticuffs 

A fight or altercation after drinking up time in Pubs and Clubs around the UK and Ireland. These usually take place in, or around Fish and Chip shops/Fast food joints. Everyone coming from Pubs and Clubs are usually drunk and think they are invincible and are hungry for food and an altercation.
Tom- What the fuck happened you? What's with the 2 black eyes and stitches in the face?

Jim- I went to get something to eat in the Fish and Chip shop about 2am and a crowd of us got involved in 'Fishticuffs' with a few big dudes.
Fishticuffs by Graham Wallace April 19, 2008

Sword Fighting 

The act of two males attacking each other with their penis'. The goal is to either hit the both of the other persons balls or until they forfeit. Typically played erect.
I walked into the room and caught Logan and Matthew sword fighting on the bed.

Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster 

Someone who is unbelievably manly; an incredibly manly man.
"Dude, Ian just had sex with my mom while beating up your childhood hero!"

"Man, that guy is a fucking Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster!"

Foo Fighters 

1. An amazing band.
2. A mysterious ball of light that followed WW2 US planes sometimes know as "Kraut Balls", they were attributed to Japan, but could be of extra-terrrestrial origin
1. Nate Mendel in the Foo Fighters is an amazing bassist
2. Aghh! There are foo fighters all around the plane. We are doomed!
Foo Fighters by Tom Brownlee July 29, 2003

Sword Fighting 

Slapping boners together. An activity friends of any sexual orientation partake in. One way to play this game is to see who can hit each others balls with they're penis a certain number of times. This can be between two perfectly straight males. It's a game, a fun way to bond
John: "hey Robert, interested in a game of sword fighting?"

Robert: Hell yeah dude, I haven't done sword fighting since I was a young chap, let's whip them out and battle bro!"

Flight Simulator X 

New version of the flight simulator series relased October 17, 2006 in USA. Very gigabyte hungry, once installed microsoft robs you about 10% of a 120GB hard drive.
me: Hey jack I can't get more than 15fps on Flight Simulator X.
jack: Me too, I hope directx10 improves this.
Flight Simulator X by zymyo October 20, 2006