Eat short people month

As well as Throw Short People Month, many people worldwide celebrate 'Eat short people month'. During the time, it is customary for those with shorter statures, to be nibbled by, and consumed by those of a taller standing. The month is October, so fear us you shorties.

YAY! Its eat short people month, time to eat the short people in our friend group, not that they count as people or friends.

Wait, it's eat short people month, the month in which we commune together to consume the short, October!

Eat short people month by Thornebon October 12, 2022

Eat short people month

During October, it is widely known that the custom of consuming the short is highly encouraged. Those of a shorter stature are encouraged to be nibbled and devoured by those of us who worked so hard to be taller. It is widely considered taboo to not participate. In certain parts of India and the UK, it is also known for short people to give gifts to each other, and the tall, as well as to consume dirt and ants, so as to participate in the festivity themselves.

Yay, eat short people month, I love October because we can consume those we deem less valuable to society!

Eat short people month by Thornebon October 12, 2022

eat books 

Panamanian way of saying that you have either to study or read a lot. This only applies to these two actions.

This week I have three tests, I am going to eat books like I never did before.

eat books by Justzalez October 15, 2022

eat a bedframe 

An insult or form of boasting. Can replace "shut up", "eat shit", "fuck you", "go to hell", and the ever-popular "your mom doesn't love you".

"dude I know for a fact that the Earth is flat"
"geez, eat a bedframe Julian"

eat a bedframe by nickowam October 23, 2022

eat musafer

a secret way of inviting the homies to have raging gay sex

“Hey Benedek come eat musafer”

eat musafer by donbossbossov October 25, 2022

eat a donut, ma'am 

When your spanx perfect pants are working.

Beth said, "some construction worker just yelled 'eat a donut, ma'am' at me. I just assumed my Spanx perfect pants were working.

eat a donut, ma'am by agropuffs November 4, 2022

Eat a dick wit ya dead motha in the deep realms of hell 

So if you really wanna fye a nigga up you gotta tell the bitch nigga eat dick (A very dirty 1 wit 25 stds) wit his dead motha response might be “she’s alive tho” no nigga she’s dead eat a fukin dick wit ya dead motha in the deep realms of hell wit ya big titty auntie and drunk ass uncle dancin gettin in the background tortured by a Nigga wit a spiked dildo BATCH! Batch is also a more disrespectful way of sayin bitch

Hoehay Eat a dick wit ya dead motha in the deep realms of hell Retarded ass faggot. Yeah shut the fuk up BATCH!

Eat a dick wit ya dead motha in the deep realms of hell by Real nigga Z December 8, 2022