Dancing with the devil's wife

Doing something dangerous. Often used as a warning.

Guy A: I'm going to flirt with that girl.
Guy B: You know she's going out with the captain of the football team, right?
Guy A: Yup.
Guy B: You're dancing with the devil's wife.

by KD5PBO July 22, 2008

blue-eyed devil

a pseudo-racist slur about white people-similar to whitey, whiteboy, cracker, red-neck, white-trash, honkey, etc. However, since it is directed at white people it is by definition not a racial slur, but can be said freely by Persident Barack Obama, Rev. Al Sharpton, Rev. Jesse Jackson, Carlos Mencia, George Lopez, Geraldo Rivera, NAACP, LULAC, etc. without anybody calling them on it.

yo Javier-the damn blue-eyed devil boss Preston didn't give us that quarterly raise or bonus he done promised us in our paychecks for all of our back-breaking hard work. Somebody's mint Jaguar is gonna get keyed all up tonight , Holmes! hehe

by busterboner May 26, 2010

Amarillo Dirt Devil

The act of swirling a womans hair inside a toilet bowl full of recently excreted diarrhea, while penetrating her from behind.

Hey, did I tell you about how I gave Natasha an "Amarillo Dirt Devil" the other night?

She'll be walking funny, and washing corn out of her hair for the next two days.

by JRyan October 4, 2007

Beating the devil at chess

Phrase used to describe an impossible task

"Mate trying to beat traffic on Thanksgiving weekend is like beating the devil at chess"

by Paulo MaldiniPauloPPPOPOLiljse October 31, 2019

Oklahoma dirt devil

When a female farts into the belly button of a male, turns around and sucks it out with her mouth

I was at the strip club and that bitch gave me an Oklahoma dirt devil

by Clarence Fuller A.K.A. C-DAWG May 2, 2022

devil's onion ring

Comical slang for brown eye, butt hole, or anus.

Does anyone else smell the reek coming from the devil's onion ring on that guy?

by Andaconda June 30, 2004

New Jersey Devils

A team in the National Hockey Leauge. Composed of the bitchiest fans in the entire world, the Devils cannot even compete with the New York Rangers anymore. Star players (Martin Brodeur) cheat on their wife, and sell outs are few and far apart. Headed by Larry Robinson, who is openly gay with baseball star David Ortiz of the Boston Red-Sox.

They gave away free tickets and still only 7 people showed up? Who are they, the New Jersey Devils?

by Rob Curcio November 14, 2005