Smarticles

anyone or anything that is smart and/or clever; These are the people who will be your overlords someday

"Wow, I didn't know that I was supposed to use the quadratic formula there, you're smarticles!"

"I know, now bow down to me

by Warhawk_825 April 4, 2010

samrt

Smart, but lazy; often mispelling words and getting them confused.

A smart but lazy person.

"Wow, you are really smart, but you can't spell worth crap. Therefor, you are samrt."

by blackhawk301 January 5, 2005

Sartorial dyslexia

A condition in which the sufferer is utterly fashion-backward.
In fact, they aren't just missing the fashions.
They just aren't down with the whole 'clothing' thing whatsoever.
They struggle to find clothing that fits properly, they cannot sress themselves - they simply have no idea.
It's also incredibly amusing for onlookers.
And great to bitch about.

"OMG, did you check what Olivia was wearing today? Yeah, like actual pink, wooly, tights. You know, like we wore back in like, Year 3?"
"OMG Karen, you can't just say that. Olivia has like, sartorial dyslexia."
"Oh."

by Poplinda. July 18, 2007

Sartorian

A boy or a girl who stans the singer Jacob Sartorius. They are strong, beautiful, and they know how to care for someone. They believe that everyone is equal and they love someone for who they really are.

Person 1: bro she’s so pretty and sweet, I need to be her friend!
Person 2: She must be a sartorian!

by Maddisvids June 17, 2018

shart shooter

Extreme accuracy when sharting (shitting while farting.) Bending over and aiming at a target is considered general competition, while squatting in front of a fan and letting the wind blow your shart onto the target is considered advanced shart shooting.

Tina: "Ok! I'm laying down on the ground. Ready!"
Strom: "Fan is on 'high'. Here comes this afternoon's chinese buffet."
Tina: "Holy fuck. I can't breathe! You got my eyes and nose plugged up! Now that's some shart shooting!"
Strom: "I'm your shart shooter, bitch."

by Reggie Dunlop July 19, 2007

smartshitter

noun
someone who knows everything better and even if not he thinks he does and shows that; mostly he does know everything better, usually general knowledge

Two persons are having a conversation about a topic. A third person who is the smartshitter says that it's not correct what A said, it's actually something else and says exactly what it means and where it comes from...

by Apees January 15, 2009

sartinite

women who have sex with a guy because he has a giant penis, but with whom they would be embarrassed to be seen in public.

a sartinite enjoys a secret affair that is a little dangerous and very kinky

by bagitbabe May 3, 2008