Purple_Jim

a nickname used in fighting with silverware, practised in the late 1700-early 1800's

Gee, Purple_Jim, you are very good at this, but not good enought... i shall kill you with my ye old chicken spoon!!!

Purple_Jim by Purple_Jim September 16, 2003

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Purple Helmet Heaven

A woman's vagina. Heaven for a penis.

After dinner and a movie, i took her home and visited Purple Helmet Heaven.

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Like one of the disciples of Jesus, Purple Paul refers to Purple Jesus' sidekick Chester Taylor, running back for the Minnesota Vikings.

Purple Paul almost has as much game as his homey Purple Jesus.

Purple Paul by Bolka January 4, 2008

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When you've eaten something that really does not agree with you and you fart purple fire.

purple fire by gubgub34 December 23, 2009

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When a black man repeatedly hits you over the head with his chode.

"I got purple hammered when i went into the bathroom at the high school."

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When a girl is giving head to a guy and she can't take it so she turns purple.

Fred: so did she do a good job?
Tyrese: not she was all purple status.

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the act of grabbing someones nipple so hard they can feel their soal escaping thru the fresh tears in their titty

guy: oh my god my nips hurt so bad

guy 2: why ur nips killing
guy: fred ripped them off with a massive purple nurple