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Washing Machine 

A place for female family members to get stuck. At which point a male family member tries his hardest to get her unstuck.
Sister: uhh I'm stuck in the washing machine again
Brother: you need some HELP:)?

farter machine 

a person that releases long, stinky farts all day like a machine
ex: Vissy expressed his farter machine ass on a date with Rea.
farter machine by visea October 21, 2020

milf machine 

When a MLIF, drives around a PHAT ASS/ Badass Volkswagen.
Shawna, that premium milf looks fine as hell in that milf machine.
milf machine by PrettyParakeet November 18, 2020

dump machine 

a dump machine is a term that describes the action of going to the toilet. in certain circumstances people often use this word to describe cooking up fucking dumps =.
hey mate im off to the dump machine.

or hey mate lets cook these dumps using the dump machine.
dump machine by gooseballsack December 28, 2020

Coffee Machine 

“how are you still alive today?”

coffee machine
Coffee Machine by Ash_Trash December 29, 2020

fax machine 

what the fuck is a fax machine?
..on the low??
fax machine by NatalieBeee January 16, 2021