The act of when two Sri Lankan men perform upside down anal sex whilst doing handstands in pure darkness, and a woman of Guatemalan descent balances on top of the two men and begins to squealch down on them from above.
The power went off when I was hanging out with my friend and his girl, so they gave me a mean Sri Lankan phallus squealching!
The act of taking a dump in a public or inconvenient place, particularly the middle of a street, as if claiming the land in the name of chaos and digestive urgency
“Bro, I had Taco Bell and no time. I had to make a Scottish Landing behind a parked Prius.”
A landing after a jump that isn't completed successfully. This includes landing on one's knees, collapsing, stumbling, or being unable to complete a break step.