one fingered salute

To extend only the middle finger as a gesture of hatred or anger.

Also known as the rude finger.

Why did you hit tim?

He gave me the one fingered salute.

by me no wait Jesus December 9, 2007

two finger shoe horn

The act of inserting two fingers into a female orifice to aid in inserting your penis, much like the way a shoe horn is used to put your foot into a shoe.

When I have whiskey dick I use the two finger shoe horn to get my cock into my woman.

by Grimm D January 11, 2009

two- finger sandwich

when you are at a lunch table at school or another public place and there are other people around and you finger a girl underneath the table.

dude, at lunch today i two- finger sandwiched this girl

by jcs2386 June 11, 2010

not lay a finger on

to leave someone or something unscathed, untouched, etc

He will not lay a finger on my sister.

by Light Joker May 20, 2006

fat-finger

to finger a fat girl

I love fat-fingering my chunky girlfriend, it is soo fun.

by fat lover May 7, 2007

Fineran

To defecate in your mothers mouth while she sleeps...

1 - Man i just totally pulled a Fineran...

2 - I Fineraned your mum last night when i stayed over, what a slag!

by blx September 22, 2008

Finnery

The practice of designing a GPU heatsink with a high fin density.

There was a very major use of finnery in this GPU.

by Lonezebra September 25, 2018