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Vampire Douchebag

When a girl is on her period, a male eats her out.
Jack- "Bro Josh is a Vampire Douchebag!
Stephan- "He be sucking that pussy like a vampire!"
by Dicksucker299 May 28, 2014
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congenital douchebaggery syndrome

Congenital douchebaggery syndrome (CDS) is a devastating affliction affecting persons in positions of perceived, rather than genuine, importance. Most sufferers of CDS are unaware of their affliction, and can do little to mitigate the symptoms. Symptoms include, but are not limited to:

* A pervasive need to appear valuable to every situation
* Desire to assert superiority over all others at any junction
* Ability to create "facts" out of thin air and whole hardheartedly believe them
* Insistence on including oneself in discussions despite having nothing of value to add
* Determination to "help" everyone, especially those who don't need any help the afflicted could conceivably provide

CDS awareness is spreading. General understanding of CDS as an affliction can help in the survival rate of CDS, as associates of CDS sufferers may look upon the afflicted with pity and be less likely to murder them in the break room.
"Did you hear that BS Jerry was spouting at the team meeting?"
"Oh, don't take that to heart, he has congenital douchebaggery syndrome. He can't help it."
by Foxydot March 29, 2015
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gentleman douchebag

A guy who acts friendly to girls and attempts to flirt with them but constantly acts like a bitch and makes douchebag moves which completely counter his previous gentlemen actions.
"Kevin walked me to my car today. He was such a gentleman up until he complained about my walking speed and then became a gentleman douchebag,"
by CaptainTuna August 8, 2016
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Tubeurlocious Douchebag

An airheaded nitwit that consistently misplaces important items (ex. Wallet, cellphone, intellect).

Can be identified by dark purpleish skittle-tits and commly wears a taco hat.
"Hey I thought you were heading out?"

"Bruh, I can't find my wallet because I can't remember what pants I wore today"

"Common my dood. Quit ackin like a Tubeurlocious Douchebag."
by JohnnyTwoToesKnows January 28, 2017
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CR Douchebag

A guy who bm' s (bad manners) in clash royal against family members who host tourneys for him even tho he never does.
Uranium Potato is such a cr douchebag he bmed all tourney.
by MegaGaming June 1, 2017
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DS (Douchebag Supporter)

1. The opposite of a hater
2. To support something or someone excessively that could be considered overrated
Shawn is a total DS (Douchebag Supporter) when it comes to Call of Duty

Shawn : You are just a hater Call of Duty is the greatest of all time

Jason: No you’re a total DS (Douchebag Supporter)
by JayBeck64 June 10, 2018
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Oblivious douchebag

To annoy. To raise a contention when no one cares for your opinion. To be thought of as an idiot, then to share ones opinion and to remove any doubt. To be utterly ignorant of just stupid you really are in the eyes of others.
On facebook, he's just an oblivious douchebag
by DocEMT February 15, 2021
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