chicago baptism

Walking in the door and getting hit in the head with a fairly large dildo.

I loved Ebon’s story of his Chicago Baptism, as told on Late Night with Seth Meyers on June 19th 2024.

by ms2023 June 20, 2024

Chicago Baptism

To accidentally sit in a seat, wet with SOMETHING, on the CTA. Do it once, and you’ll never do it again.

There was one seat open on the red line, and before anyone could warn me, I got my Chicago Baptism.

by Chicago Zym June 26, 2024

chich it

when you’re so angry or annoyed at something you chich it. going absolutely fucking mad.

J: “bro what if she ends up hooking up with that other guy??”
B:”mate i’ll chich it.”

by soggynuggett June 27, 2024

Chicago steamer

When a hot slice of pizza falls onto you, causing severe burn marks on your dick.

Luke received a chicago steamer after he was clumsy with his pizza.

by Like shappard June 27, 2024

Chicanery

the yapping of jude.

Chuck: You think this is something- you think this is bad? This, this chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard. Are you telling me a man just happens to fall like that? No, he orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof, and I saved him! I shouldn't have, I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was nine, always the same. Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer. "But not our Jimmy, couldn't be precious Jimmy!" Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke! I should have stopped him when I had the chance. And you- you have to stop him, you...

STOP THE CHICANERY

by Chicanery_Master August 1, 2024

Chica n Wolf

Hottest maddest realist Yin Yang twin flames with the most badly goodly burning desire to ever exist in this universe and all realms for eternity.

DAMN!!! That Chica n Wolf make me hard as fuck just watching them.

Fuck me dead I’m drippin wet after walking past Chica n Wolf.

by Chica n Wolf December 22, 2024

Chica's Magic Rainbow

That stupid bitch that decides to torment you when doing a Halloween minigame to get Chipper and Scott Cawthon in FNAF World. She keeps insulting you whenever you die and is a sarcastic shithead. And you thought that was it for her. If you want to 100% the game, you have to fight her in a boss fight. She gets pissed off and starts having a mental breakdown when you kill her.

Person 1: I finally killed Chica's Magic Rainbow!
Person 2: finally that bitch is gone.

by Gibberishidkrisjjj January 6, 2025