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Soften the Cheese

Performing favors for a compatriot in order to receive desired attention often involving alcohol.
Ryan wouldn't invite me to his going away party until I soften the cheese with a new bottle of bourbon.
by Squach June 1, 2012
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Pat the Cheese

The act of slamming ones fist into one's CEO's respective privates.
"I just pat the cheese so hard!"

"Did you lose your job?"

"Hell yeah, but the bitch deserved it!"
by That's what Santa said December 2, 2011
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Cheese Fat

When a person eats so many cheez-its that they get overweight.
Girl...you better knock off the crackers, you're gettin' cheese fat!
by ghostbustarhymes November 13, 2011
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Melt Cheese

To melt someone cheese: one must raise their hand into the air, spread their finger and thrust it into a mirrored hand held up by someone else. This term is more referred to in the vernacular as "High Five"
to melt cheese:
Howard melted Frank's cheese after he scored the winning goal
by Mr. McMan999 June 17, 2011
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Dick Cheese

When you haven't showered since Slavery was Abolished
Homeless Harold most likely has dick cheese
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Cheese-toesty

This is when someone heats their cheesy toes on a radiator and the odor fills the entire room.
Jack is such an asshole, he’s making a cheese-toesty right now and stinking up the whole room.
by Greenbriar29 March 7, 2023
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cheese chopped

A term used to refer to the event of getting a bad haircut.
I can’t believe I just spent 80 dollars just to get my cheese chopped…”
by john56boy March 25, 2023
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