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The Best Way To Cure A Jellyfish Sting

First off, pour battery acid on the location of the sting and then rub the wound with steel wool
I heard you piss on a jellyfish sting to make it feel better, is that true?
Absolutly not! The best way to cure a jellyfish sting is to pour battery acid on it and then rub it with steel wool
by Turkeybaster March 4, 2008
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A Jenny Call

A booty call from someone with saggy tits and large nipple
Bob: hey jenny is calling for"A Jenny Call"
John: Oh i love her saggy tits
by blahdbhfvbeh December 31, 2009
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Did a Jerry

Also known as "Pulling a Jerry"
In tech circles, leaving out an obvious and necessary closing tag, then claiming ignorance while thousands of surfers get a broken page.
DUDE, I totally just pulled a Jerry. Forgot a </a>
by Hagbard September 16, 2004
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Pull a Jackson

To do all in one's power to deliberately and maliciously cause an elevator's doors to close when it is quite obvious that others nearby desire to ride in it.
Man, that dude totally just tried to pull a Jackson. We almost had to take the stairs all the way up to the 17th floor.
by Robin B. March 19, 2008
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A Jibby

Hey Jay, check out that A Jibby! Wow Alexa, the head on that person's little body is about the size of a large planet.
by dailybragger June 26, 2014
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A Japanese Warning Shot

A shot said to be a warning shot but instead hits it's intended target the first time.

"Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds." -J. Robert Oppenheimer

"The only use for an atomic bomb is to keep somebody else from using one." - George Wald

"The 20th century was a test bed for big ideas - fascism, communism, the atomic bomb." -P. J. O'Rourke
Harry S. Truman: How are we gonna deal with these Japs?
Albert Einstein: Give 'em the Japanese Warning Shot.
Harry S. Truman: What's that?
Albert Einstein: Check what I just posted on Urban Dictionary fam.
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Land Owner: Got all these idiets stealin stuff from my land
Friend: Just give 'em A Japanese Warning Shot.
Land Owner: *proceeds to shoot the stealing 'idiets'*
by Smol Meme Account January 11, 2017
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a james charles

by fatmansteve1029384756 July 27, 2019
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