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Wallet Tuna

Concept invented by two young people at school, tuna in a wallet. It is a mysterious concept, highly subjective, not very objective, and hardly worthy of a concrete definition.

A tuna in a bag, defies reality, and makes us think about life, existence and consciousness.

Tuna in the wallet, in addition to a tuna, and a wallet, is something else.
And that something more is what you want it to be.
-It's your turn to pay.

-Wait what is this? A tuna in your wallet?

-No. This is wallet tuna.
by Wallet Tuna July 1, 2022
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Shiny tuna

When the sushi joint has that good good and you get that rainbow glisten on your tuna roll .
I had some of that shiny tuna from the sushi joint and it made my ween longer
by Dank dictionist January 24, 2023
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Lorenzo Tantalo

Describing an Italian-American male with extraordinary rizz abilties.
Ex. “Hey Paul, did you see Tony talking to that broad? What a loser”
“Yeah, who does he think he is, Lorenzo Tantalo?”
by Vito Spatafore February 5, 2023
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Boomer tuna

Old tuna fish which have become extremely rare due to rampant over fishing.
Our seas are in a sorry state. RIP to the boomer tuna.
by dongsenguk April 12, 2023
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spicy tuna

A 60 year old discord mod, who owns 60% of discords stock
Your a spicy tuna!!
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Cincinnati Tuna Platter

When a female partner is so wet and they sit on a glass table top the suction and moisture does not allow them to stand up.
Your mother and I went at it so hard last night that when she sat down on the end table, she got such a bad case of the Cincinnati Tuna Platter that I had to call the fire department to break the glass so she could get to work.
by Delaware Seagull Shake August 31, 2023
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poopy tuna

Its what a woman makes when she wipes back to front
Is it just me or did that woman sitting in front of us on the bus smell like she made herself a fresh batch of poopy tuna this morning cause I could swear when she sat down I got an overpowering smell of pussy but there was a strong over whiff of poop with it
by frogqweef July 16, 2024
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