Water Pigs

Cops with boats; Lake Patrol.

"Aw shit, Larry, Water Pigs! Get the motor working, quick!"

by Fuggin Balls September 21, 2020

pig crib

A place where police gather or are around, like a police station.

I don't want to go by the pig crib while I got this crack on me, man.

by Freddie Barry January 9, 2008

gum-pig

A person who buys a container of gum with the intention of chewing pieces only when needed to freshen their breath, but ends up in a chewing frenzy, popping piece after piece until they're all gone. Often they end up giving their gum to someone else to hold for them with instructions to hand out pieces to them periodically.

He went through his entire pack of gum in one day, chewing rapidly until his jaws hurt, like a gum-pig.

by GingerHoyt September 5, 2017

pig pickle

When a man falls asleep while fornicating with an overweight woman resulting in hours of sleep with a submerged penis resulting in a pig pickle.

Ah man. I fell asleep in fat ass Tina last night. My dick is still a pig pickle.

by Mschmidthead June 5, 2017

pig's brexit

A total mess, with those ultimately responsible for creating it uninvolved in clearing it up.

Although it can be used as a humorous and politically related drop-in replacement for pig's breakfast, pig's brexit has the added implication that those implicated for the omni-shambles have disimplicated themselves from dealing with its consequences — or been disimplicated from doing so — which makes pig's brexit more of a hit-and-run than simply a pig's breakfast.

I can't believe he made such as pig's brexit of the party booking. No food, no booze and the place was a dump. He didn't even turn up!

by WordFriday July 10, 2016

Warm Pig

When you put your penis in a hot pocket and have someone eat it off your burnt dick.

"Dam my girlfriend gave me a warm pig last night. My dick got third degree burns but it was worth it."

by hotm0m_2007 October 26, 2015

smoke this pig

Get something done, take action.

The trail ahead looked very difficult and the hikers were hesitant to begin. Then the leader said "Let's smoke this pig" and everyone began the difficult trek together.

by Barney Dingo March 22, 2017