Dirt Squirrel

One whose actions end up in either that person did not benefit, they got caught, or they just didn't know how stupid they were for doing it. This therefore would make them as useful as a squirrel in the dirt. Dirt Squirrel.

Also have such traits as: Backstabbing, Ratting, Twitchy, No Morals, Selfish, Stupid in general, lack common sense, and also will do anything to get what they want. They think of no consequence of actions they have done.

"If your so fucking stupid, you might as well be dumber than a dirt squirrel"

Dirt Squirrel by Squirrly Dirty May 10, 2021

ewe squirrel 

edwardo

though they always denies it, they are an ewe squirrel

ewe squirrel by willoww33 November 4, 2021

Appalachian squirrel 

Stuffing your nuts in your partners butthole

Billy and I went camping and he gave me an Appalachian squirrel so he could stay warm

Appalachian squirrel by That_guy1980 March 22, 2022

Secret Squirrel Shot 

When someone goes to the bar to order a drink but also orders a shot to take quickly and secretly. Often the person doesn't think other people notice but they do. They order the shot and take it at the bar leaving behind the shot glass evidence that the shot ever occurred.

Have you noticed Eric has been ordering a secret squirrel shot with each beer he gets at the bar?

Secret Squirrel Shot by Alicia Center April 1, 2022

Mexican Squirrel 

Hola, me llamo squirrel.

What the hell is playing the mariachi music?
That Mexican Squirrel over there.

Mexican Squirrel by AITMA Ballz April 25, 2022

emo squirrel 

emo squirrel : adjective

an emo squirrel is what you call someone who looks or acts "emo". you can call your friends it as a joke, or call other people it as an insult.

a kid named hazel called me an emo squirrel today. i fell very hurt

emo squirrel by maxissupercool April 29, 2022

LA Squirrel 

Breed of squirrel found in the San Fernando Valley and LA proper, known for being absolute units and photographed by UCLA students

Bro: “omg that LA squirrel is so big”
Sara a UCLA student: “lolol *takes 15th picture*”

LA Squirrel by notShaq February 16, 2023