by Sarah Caye January 30, 2008
Get the swing mug.A contraction of Swine and Lingo we get Swingo.
Swingo is the language that is used in police stations, on tickets, and by cops everywhere.
Swingo is the language that is used in police stations, on tickets, and by cops everywhere.
"The cop said to me 'I'm gonna arrest you for a 529, and reckless endangerment'. I couldn't understand a word of his swingo though, coz his accent was so thick"
by General Asmir September 26, 2004
Get the Swingo mug.An adjective describing something in a negative or positive manner.
Originating from the 2009 outbreak of Swine Influenza in Mexico. Also known as H1N1.
Originating from the 2009 outbreak of Swine Influenza in Mexico. Also known as H1N1.
by Runs from Tigers. May 7, 2009
Get the Swine mug.A type of propaganda created by the news media and the US government to scare people into socialized medicine.
CNN newscaster: There is a HUGE pandemic called *gasp* the Swine Flu. If we don't act now, we are all going to be doomed. It said in the Bible that this swine flu in the book of Revelation might be the sign of impending armageddon. There are sick children in New York that needs this health care and they can't afford it.
Fox newcastors: Yeah, yeah, yeah...it is just the flu. We need to spend more money on kickin' Iranian ass and try to keep Israel from being distroyed. That will kill us off way faster than this flu.
Fox newcastors: Yeah, yeah, yeah...it is just the flu. We need to spend more money on kickin' Iranian ass and try to keep Israel from being distroyed. That will kill us off way faster than this flu.
by Kyle230 October 28, 2009
Get the swine flu mug.When your penis makes a massive change in size. Usually describing the penis going from a state of shrinkage to a boner, or vice versa.
1. "Damn, that girl's so fine she made me do a dick swing!"
2. "Dude, it was so cold that I got shrinkage even while my girl was giving me a blowjob I got shrinkage!"
"Whoa, dick swing to the max!"
2. "Dude, it was so cold that I got shrinkage even while my girl was giving me a blowjob I got shrinkage!"
"Whoa, dick swing to the max!"
by Board 8er July 16, 2008
Get the dick swing mug.Bob: "Hi Jeff, what did you do last night?"
Jeff: "I was swinging monkey with Jessica"
Bob: "Oh snap!"
Jeff: "I was swinging monkey with Jessica"
Bob: "Oh snap!"
by Friendly Hobo September 22, 2007
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