Furry sausage wallet

Something that this kid in my class keeps laughing at

Hahaha lol XD furry sausage wallet

by Sjjsxjsjncjdndc May 23, 2019

Missing Sausage

Humourous pet-name for Mississauga, a western suburb of Toronto.

It takes ages to get anywhere in Missing Sausage because there aren't enough buses and everything is spread out too much.

by Rosemary April 17, 2004

moldy sausage transfer

where a girl vomits and shis on your dick and gives you oral sex and rubs it into your pubes and gooch

mary gave a moldy sausage transfer in detention to the principle

by mudfall March 30, 2009

lil party sausage

Little Party Sausage
Or Lil Party Sausage
Meaning the Male Sexual Glands or Penis.
When someone has a small penis.

You got a lil party sausage man!

by Chrisdamainman August 31, 2005

Summer Sausage

1. Slang term for a caucasian penis.

2. The opposite of a coal sausage.

Suzy used to like summer sausage, but after she had tasted the coal sausage, she never went back.

by Super Wank February 10, 2009

grundle sausage

a grundle sausage is a penis when it is in an anus of another being.

At school two guys were talking about giving one another a grundle sausage, i thought they were talking about some gourmet food until i found out they were gay.

by Don Gulliver May 8, 2003

Baby Sausage

ba·by sau·sage Noun.

An urban myth: A sausage made my blending a baby with select herbs and spices and then stuffing the ground baby meat into the placenta that it recently departed with. Served boiled or grilled, often with a side (ironically) of baby carrots and baby potatoes.

The Pro-Life promoters outside the RNC thought that the sausages they were served where just called baby sausage because they were small, but in an amusing twist, they were actually fresh Baby Sausages made in the alley behind them.

by Dman-5 October 20, 2008