Potato Man 

A potato that is part man

and he is weird :|

A person:I’m Potato Man!
Everybody else:yes you are

Potato Man by ØnØ November 30, 2021

Potato archie 

Potato archie is very cute but very I educated. He doesn’t know how to spell aggressive words without accidentally spelling duck. But even though he’s really bad a grammar, he still is rlly good at picking up strangers and going out with them and he is very good looking and cute

Potato archie: hey wanna go out?
The girl: nou idk you
Potato archie: idc potato

Potato archie by Bananaboatdoodoodoodoodoo December 13, 2021

potato rocks 

potato rocks are potatoes that look like rocks people mistake them for rocks and refuse to eat them causing the middle age housewife to lose her mind and scream "MY POTATOES AREN'T ROCKS YOU MORON NEVER COME HERE AGAIN. I HATE YOU!!! "
yeah...there really that influential in society so look out for potato rocks I assure u that u will find them EVERYWHERE!!!

potato rocks fucking up society since the beginning of time

potato rocks by joeisking2022 January 9, 2022

potato salad 

when you carve a hole in a potato and nut into it before putting it in a girl and fucking her brains out

" ay man did you hit last night"
"yeah i gave her the old potato salad"

potato salad by anonymous January 28, 2022

potato peeler 

Anyone that has a big gap between their front buck teeth that looks like they can peel a potato with them.

That lady's teeth are gapped that I bet she can bite into a potato use them as a potato peeler.

potato peeler by Sabaka z Mahusky February 1, 2022

Potato Breakfast 

The sad, flavorless, and often uncooked meal that most Russian citizens have come to know. Became popular after the widespread collapse of their economy and the mass exodus of food imports to their Motherland. This meal became increasingly more widespread starting middle of March, 2022 and lasted until the summer of 2060.

Sergey: did you see the Canadians and Brits get clapped by cruise missiles in Mauripol?

Juan-Carlos: no mames how was potato breakfast wei?

Potato Breakfast by Juancarloswei March 16, 2022

potato wanker

jye

"hey jye was jerking off to a potato earlier," said brad.
"yeah, he is a potato wanker"

potato wanker by Jye the sex addict April 5, 2022