fake si

A robot from the future, who steals shit from everyday people and posts pictures of it on the internet to prove he's a real human, and not actually a shit stealing robot.(www.imarealhuman_watchmeshit.com)

WATCH OUT!!! Fake si's behind you, trying to steal your shit

by Ed Dorgan December 11, 2003

Fake person

Cindy

Never be friends with a Cindy; they’re fake and will stab you in the back ; usually a fake person is cindy

by Gigante September 12, 2017

fake blues

Falsely acting sad.

The murderer exhibited fake blues over her death so that no one would suspect him.

by smjgJsbjgsm December 13, 2018

fake cold

A popular weather term for periods in the winter with cold stagnant air and inversions in the valleys, but fresh and warm air up in the mountains. Called "fake" because there is no cold air source other than what the inversion itself creates.

'Cold gloomy days and ice showers in the valley basin were actually caused by fake cold. Everyone outside the basin had enjoyed the warmth of spring for several days on end.'

by Bonneromics December 30, 2012

Pump-fake

When you accidentally or purposefully go from penetrating a vagina to slightly but forcefully pounding the anus and then pulling back creating the "ouch" panic moment without extremely hurting the rectum

I was pounding felisha last night and hit her with the pump-fake just to let her know that i could tear that ass up!

by 9inchN8s September 7, 2019

fake hapa

Someone who is usually 1/4 Asian and 3/4 European, and therefore can never be a true hapa.

People say Keana Reeves is a hapa, but his dad is only half Chinese. He's a fake hapa.

by Obama9999 April 30, 2019

Fake friend

a person who is completely unnecessary to be in your life. You don’t need people who cause you pain, even if you really want them to be in your life. Even though pain comes hand you get the call that they are no longer your friends, doesn’t mean you are never gonna live again. BECAUSE this is honelsty the best thing that can ever happen to you! You will soon start to realize you didn’t need them and all the bad things they have done. As you grow olde thoughts will find who your real friends vs your fake friends are. Remeber to move on from the past but don’t forget what others have done to you, it may be handy in the future😉

Omg she was such a fake friend to me as i realize now!

by jerseygirlsgivebestadvice August 4, 2018