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Salad mind

“A state where your thoughts clash in confusion, but you think you’re making perfect sense.”
“He sounded deep, but it was just salad mind.”
by Ajumikeke October 25, 2025
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Rational Mind

You don't have a rational mind though...
Hym "And that's not what happened is it? Your omitting the targeted harassment that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia and you're doing it explicitly because you intend to continue using it in spite of the fact that IT GOT YOUR KIDS MURDERED! Wrap your 'rational mind' around this one... No matter how you slice it... You did it and it got your kids murdered. Broadcasting it to try to convince people that it doesn't proves only that you are, in fact, doing it and the fact that it got your kids murdered is IMMUTABLE."
by Hym Iam July 26, 2025
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Mind reader

When you read each others mind. You feel like it's magic, but sometimes a curse.
Person one: LOL, I THOUGHT ABOUT THE QUEEN CRACKER!
Person two: BRUUUHHHHH, YOU MIND READER!
Person one and two: NO, YOU!
by 1306sierestymnabruidk January 10, 2023
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Mind Wank

When you need a wank but have no access to the internet or visuaL stimulation like magazines etc, as a last resort you have to your imagination and picture a girl or famous person who find hot to wank over
I had no wi-fi or data on my phone, I don't own any titty mags as its 2025 not 1985. I will have to hsave a mind wank and think about that waitress who served me the other day
by L892 August 20, 2025
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Do you mind

Do you mind if I smoke here?
by jinhobrine June 10, 2017
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vike minded

Flexible, lean, community-driven, dependable.
People who say "Free party is not a crime" are the next VIKE MINDED!
by Howie Marx July 15, 2024
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feeble drug infested mind

One who thinks that they can handle the drugs they are consuming when in fact their life is totally unmanageable and their thinking distorted , and totally clueless yet still consuming drugs as if they have nothing to do with their mental state.
Look at that dumb bitch she thinks she can run things with her feeble drug infested mind (fdim).
by Dutch mutter December 27, 2016
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