King Hit 

Hard and unexpected punch between the eyes.

This bitch flicked my nuts, so I king hit that ho.

King Hit by Colonel King Hit February 23, 2009

king crab kruichak 

when u think ur the biggest and hardest, but as big and as hard as a crab.

In travis's mind, he was the king crab.. we all made fun of him.

king crab kruichak by nick burg August 12, 2003

King Kong 

sex move in which First watch King Kong and then you gotta toss that bitch on the bed a little violently, tear her clothes off and mount her with arms out straight and your fists supporting your upper body and your knees your lower body

I gave that bitch the King Kong!

King Kong by JBut December 25, 2007

King Ruffles42 

a kid that has a bowl cut, has lots of freakles over his face and makes you wont to punch baybies in the face.

guy1: hey look at that King Ruffles42 over there.
guy2: " punch's a baybe in the face"

King Ruffles42 by Tyler77189 October 9, 2008

King's Quest

A game series marketed initially by Sierra On-Line and is now owned by Vivendi Universal, originally made during the 1980s and early 1990s that was really cool until the fifth installment, when it just became damn near impossible to solve without a strategy guide. They attempted to re-market Kings Quest 7 for preteen girls, but it wound up being played primarily by 19-year-old boys who thought Princess Rosella was hot, or had a "cougar crush" on Queen Valanice - who is now believed to be directly responsible for the Ashton Kutcher-Demi Moore inspired era of young men dating middle-aged women.

King's Quest was really cool in the '80s when I was growing up, but by the end of the '90s they destroyed it.

King's Quest by Doki_Doki_Attack! October 27, 2009

King's Syndrome 

when you start finding people attractive that you normally wouldn't because the school you attend is so small. The only cure is to go home for Summer, Spring, or Winter break.

"He must have King's Syndrome."
"I thought she was attractive, but it was just King's Syndrome."
"I had to go home to cure my King's Syndrome."

King's Syndrome by kingsrep April 18, 2010

King Arthur 

When you bury your dick so far into a girl's lovehole that the man who can pull you out will be crowned King of Camelot.

Guy #1: You know that girl with that wears the jean skirt and leggings?
Guy #2: The clarinet player?
Guy #1: Yeah, I wanna be her King Arthur.

King Arthur by Sir Isaiah Of Marion February 27, 2017