Globbin’ Goblin

The act of giving a blowjob while dressed in a Halloween costume

I got a Globbin’ Goblin last night at the halloween party

by SlopperTopper101 September 21, 2023

crotch goblin

A word referring to children or babies.

A word used by incels, usually on reddit.

They hate children because they can't have them or are generally a terrible person.

From Childfree subreddit: "Those breeders take it very personally when you call their semen demons or crotch goblins anything besides a perfect angel from heaven."

by Дecca September 27, 2023

ball goblin

When you have extremely high T and your social conventions preclude you from cranking one out at work

If you don't crank 7 times a day the ball goblins will take over your body.

by XxScottStappxX October 20, 2023

Digi-Goblin

Someone who is a carefree and chaotic person online but incredibly fragile and introverted in real life. They are like this online because they are behind a screen and will most likely never see the people they're talking to again. Will immediately fold when anyone asks to be their friend online

"There is someone I keep seeing in valorant games but everytime I try to friend him he acts like a Digi-Goblin and leaves immediately"

by ShindayaLupin November 5, 2023

love goblin

A love goblin is a child who is unruly and out of control.

Your love goblin should be punched in the face for acting up

by Trophy maker December 15, 2023

mlm goblin

A new acquaintance (whether from the internet or in person) strikes a conversation wanting to be your friend, but ultimately at the end of the day they are trying to get you into a pyramid scheme / MLM.

Me: (Doing homework at the library)
Person: hey bro what you studying
Me: business 101

Person: oh cool, I used to take business in uni but ultimately dropped out, best decision of my life.

Me: really why did you dropout?
Person: school is not the way to success, it’s really about being around the right people.

Me: that’s cool man I’m kinda busy atm
Person: put those books down, the system is trying to play you man, I found a system that actually works, my mentor can get you on our team and you could make some money on the side.

Me: you sound like a mlm goblin bruh I’m not spreading my ass cheeks for your mentor.

by iwannaperish December 25, 2023

Floor Goblin

Someone who lies or sits on the floor with disregard for chairs, couches, and the social expectations of their peers.

Person 1: Why are you lying there on the floor?
Person 2: I'm just being a floor goblin

by ezfe December 28, 2023