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Floor Goblin
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Someone
who lies or sits on the
floor
with disregard for chairs, couches, and the
social
expectations of their peers.
Person 1: Why are you lying there on the
floor
?
Person 2: I'm just being a
floor
goblin
Floor Goblin
by
ezfe
December 28, 2023