Charlie Higson's Father's Payday

Charlie Higson's Father's Payday refers to a day in the future when it will probably rain. It is usually used pessimistically or sarcastically.

The phrase dates back to the early part of the 20th Century. It referred to a possibly apocryphal story. Each month, Charlie Higson's Father would have to go to collect his salary from his work. Grumbling, he would complain that because he had to go out to get his salary it would almost certainly rain.

People began to use the phrase colloquially when they pessimistically thought it was going to rain.

"Tuesday is going to be like Charlie Higson's Father's Payday"

by HeavierWeather October 3, 2013

filled my father's shoes

When you use the same sized condoms as your dad and it fits

"Dude I just tried one of my dads condoms, and to my surprise I filled my father's shoes"

by BOBBUTTONS117 March 5, 2016

the rod father

A long white pole usually rubbed and put under lots of friction in order to create electricity.

Sunny: everyone get a small rod for the lav
Zim: How about I just rub the rod father until its pulsating.

by Happy tight us January 18, 2017

Arse like his father

Looks like his dad.

Ya can't blame that one on the milkman. He's got an arse like his father.

by Goingson May 15, 2017

Your god father is a cock sucker

A comeback do leave people stumped

Dan- your mom gay. Andy-your granny tranny. Dan- your god father is a cock sucker

by Retardant on Chicago May 11, 2018

ur daughter a father

Worse than "ur mom gay", "ur dad lesbian", "ur granny tranny", "ur grandpap a trap", "ur sister a mister", "ur bro a hoe", and "ur son a nun"
Using this insult will cause people to collapse in on themselves and then explode.

Person 1: ur mom gay
Person 2: ur dad lesbian
Person 1: ur granny tranny & ur grandpap a trap
Person 2: ur sister a mister
Person 1: ur bro a hoe
Person 2: ur son a nun
Person 3:*glares at person 1 & 2* ur daughter a father
Both Person 1 & 2 instantly collapse in on themselves and explode. Person 3 is now feared by the world.

by Trontin_ May 15, 2018

ur mother father

Worst insult to be ever created.
Worst then "ur mom gay" and even then "ur granny tranny".

Person no.1: *searches google for "ur mom gay"

Fbi agent in his phone: ur mother father
Person no.1 *dies*

Person no.1: *searches google for "ur mom gay"

Fbi agent in his phone: ur mother father
Person no.1 *dies*

by Lil niBBy April 11, 2018