crumfy

The state of being crunk and comfortable/comfy.

I don't feel like going out tonight, I'm just going to stay home and get crumfy.

by Crumfy King May 15, 2012

Crumumbling

Proper pronunciation: /ˈkrəməmbliNG/

Adjective:

Used to describe an old person who happens to be caught sniffing his/her own old fart.

"Aw Hank I see you, ya crumumbling old bastard."

by FREEEEEEE July 26, 2013

Crumb

To interpret that someone is flirting with you.

The way she was looking at me, I reckon that's a crumb!

by Steve Bennett 227 October 26, 2013

crumb butt

Full Definition

- Crumb butt: (n) when an unclothed person's posterior who is lying on a mattress or couch has left over food particles stick to it.

"Dammit! I just sat in those potato chip crumbs! I'm such a crumb butt."

by TheOriginalCrumbButt November 6, 2013

Crumbin

To drop crumbs near a gluten intolerant or wheat allergic persons area

You cant eat your sandwich here. I cant have you crumbing in my zone. You know I'm allergic to that stuff.

by Jake Manchester January 23, 2014

Crumpet muffin

The thing kids say to be cool instead of saying mother fucker.

You crumpet muffin!

by Yolo beast yolo loo April 24, 2014

crumblemuff

A crumbly muffin, and/or weird textured vagina.

"That bitch had a crumblemuff like you wouldn't believe."

by crumblemuff1 April 12, 2014