Butt-cloth

Underwear; the cloth one wears on the buttocks.

Boxers, briefs, panties.

"That's some pretty sexy butt-cloth you got on."

"I saw this pair of sweet polka-dotted butt-cloth at Target for real cheap."

"I soiled my butt-cloth."

by Crickettown Gnome March 16, 2009

Batch cloth

A cloth or rag used to mop up a batch, or load of semen, often re-used many times before washing.

That filthy Giants fan used my Patriots scarf as a batch cloth after I came on her face.

by emu47 December 31, 2008

Road Clot

When a group of drivers all going the same speed down the highway manage to block the entire road so that nobody can pass. It's not a traffic jam because everybody is still moving.

I was doing 75 down the I-10 and expected to get to Phoenix a little bit earlier than expected when I hit a road clot doing 70 mph. It wouldn't break up and allow me to pass and I became part of it.

by Simi Halu September 9, 2009

fap cloth

A disposable cloth (tissue, paper towel etc.) that you put close to the head of your penis to avoid making any messes while havin a fap.

"Hey I know you aren't takin a shit in there greg just use a fap cloth I don't want your baby seeds all over my bathroom"

by that one kid nobody knowS May 20, 2017

Clot

A word sometimes used to paraphrase places with longer names. Often utilized in order to sound more "gangster."

1. Let's reach Pizzaclot. (Pizzaville, Pizza Pizza)
2. You wanna jet to PClot? (Price Chopper)

by Oddy March 29, 2005

clouted

Really really drunk or high sometimes both like the spins.

"I was way beyond the spins at my brother party i was clouted man"

"Ya dude i heard you slept with that fat chick then too"

"What?!?! nobody told me this!"

by Comeau555 May 2, 2007

italian clothes hanger

sexual position where male inserts penis into womans vagina and lifts her up with her legs wraped around him. very hot position!

i wanted to try the italian clothes hanger with my girlfriend but when i went to i found out she was a he.

bitch lets do the italian clothes hanger!XD

by Miranda Hoyt December 15, 2008