Country breakfast

The filling of an unsuspecting sleeper’s mouth by means of defecation.

‘Country Breakfast’ by anon
I don’t mind admitting
‘Twas me who was shitting
Into your mouth while you slept
A country repast
For breaking your fast
Which you had no choice but to accept

by McBeal September 25, 2018

parisian breakfast

Parisian breakfast is the most important meal of the day, consisting entirely of coffee and cigarettes. While imaginably the morning meal of those of Paris, it is not necessarily served with a side of French contempt.

I never wake up early enough to eat a bowl of cereal or fry an egg, but I always have a coffee to-go and a few cigarettes as my Parisian breakfast on the morning commute

by v_velox June 12, 2019

Gypsy Breakfast

When a woman with an un-shaved, hairy pussy sits on the face of a bearded man.

She's gotta be shaved - No way I'm eating a Gypsy Breakfast

by ^^!$#@ July 6, 2019

Delicious Breakfast

When you serve an unsuspecting person a bowl of Cocoa Pebbles that has some small, similar shaped rabbit poops mixed in.

My friend Dan stopped over to trade some baseball cards. I gave him a nice delicious breakfast before trading.

by Hard Hat Harold September 3, 2019

Sibu Breakfast

A verb, used to describe having sexual intercourse with the local of Sibu (mainly FooChow). While performing the act, the local will be scolding and vervally abusing you, which turns the other party on.

James: Did you hear our the noise from Sam’s room last night?
Jessica: Yes. Well, the scolding is what motivates Sam.
James: I’m pretty sure Sam had himself a big playe of Sibu Breakfast

by Foochowppl September 28, 2019

maltese breakfast

A sexually deviant act committed by Maltese waiters to unsuspecting holiday makers which involves the Maltese waiter ejaculating into the food and drinks of his customers and stirring the food and drinks with his cock.

Stuart went to Malta and on his first day had a Maltese Breakfast with his wife

by TheMalteseFalcione October 15, 2019

Canadian Breakfast

When you wrap bacon around your penis and pour maple syrup on it and a broad sucks you off

Vinny; When i went to Canada for the first time i had some broad give me a Canadian Breakfast

Joe: Thats the most canadian thing i heard all day

by Tarvish June 12, 2020