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afterbirther

President Obama released a copy of a long form birth certificate and the brain trust that is the base of the republican party refuses to accept it. Who saw that coming?
Mike from Boston: Gee, the President had to release his birth certificate AGAIN so the press will focus on important issues. Bubba from a red state: I'll bet thats a forgery. How come it says certificate of live birth-it should just say certificate of birth or birth certificate, yada, yada, yada. Bubba is an afterbirther.
by They're at it again, meh May 18, 2011
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afterburner

An afterburner is a drink, made by taking a sip out a 12oz can of keystone and then pouring in a shot of everclear.
Me and James got f***** up drinking afterburners and shot squirrels with pellet guns all afternoon!
by hotshot172737 July 25, 2011
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Afternoon Jag

To tie on an afternoon load- when one or ones starts drinking prior to the evening. It is usually done on ones day off during normal business hours When everyone else is working.

Warning a good afternoon jag usually results in an early bed time.
"I am going to tie on good Afternoon Jag today and walk my dog up the park and walk my dog up to the park holding a cape coder while everyone else is walking around on their lunch break."

"Do you want to come over and tie an Afternoon Jag ? "

What did you do yesterday on your day off?
"ey just tied on an Afternoon Jag, in bed by 6"
by Trilla86 October 6, 2011
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aftertale

An alternate universe where sans is a ghost after the genocide route
Dude did you see aftertale its very depressing
Ya man
by noooooooooooooooooooooi fuck u September 15, 2016
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afterasm

I gave her an Afterasm last night!
by Afterasm clothing May 6, 2017
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after mong

When someone has an autism attack and someone near you somehow got autism transferred into him and starts having an attack as well
Craig: (Gets an autism attack)

Tim: Jesus... CHILL OUT!!!!

Josh: (Gets an autism attack as well because of Craig)

Tim: You are such an after mong...
by BigWanker03 May 10, 2019
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day after twin

n. Eddie Ramos. Day after twins may be good looking, intelligent human beings with a certain warmth to them that cannot be found in any other creatures. They are born the day after their "twin" and their twin may have many similarities.
"Damn, day after twin! You're one fine barista!"
by alkaline December 6, 2006
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