ew.zoelavern is a very famous fan page on tik tok her real name is Mya. She has over 50k followers on tik tok. She used to be a Zoe Laverne fan page. She isn't her fp now but she doesnt want to switch her username so no one pretends to be her. She has over 100 fps. She is very nice and funny as well.
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The conscious abstention from masturbation in an effort to make future acts of sex more intense and pleasurable. Can be used as adjective or a verb.
I can't play basketball today because I have to beat off. I've been zoebelling for 3 days so it's going to be good!
by Jason June 28, 2004
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by Bond, James Bond Blonde August 14, 2009
Get the Zoetermeer mug.A smart,pretty girl who has a big crush!shes shy but has a good style a little nerdy!Shes never lit😂!....she has a group of friends she's popular!..She doesn't really like a lot of boys except one she loves creating things she perfect.
Boy 1:theirs zoei go get her!
Boy 2:she's shy she's not gonna come
Boy3:she is to me
Girl 1:theirs zoei I wish I was pretty like her
Girl 2:ikr cause girl u ugly
Girl 3:I hate her I bet she can't even TWERK..!
Zoei:You thought!
Boy 2:she's shy she's not gonna come
Boy3:she is to me
Girl 1:theirs zoei I wish I was pretty like her
Girl 2:ikr cause girl u ugly
Girl 3:I hate her I bet she can't even TWERK..!
Zoei:You thought!
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zoey 101:
the girls drive on the beach (which is somehow part of their school) on their pink vespas (a reward from a teacher for winning a school assignment, the assignment being to film a teenage Survivor). then they flirt with boys and deal with their 'crazy' teachers, and have a wild party in their dorm which is the size of my whole house and professionally decorated. the smart kid is in the corner, trying to memorize the 50 states and capitals, which is an assignment for a 15-yr-old.
the girls drive on the beach (which is somehow part of their school) on their pink vespas (a reward from a teacher for winning a school assignment, the assignment being to film a teenage Survivor). then they flirt with boys and deal with their 'crazy' teachers, and have a wild party in their dorm which is the size of my whole house and professionally decorated. the smart kid is in the corner, trying to memorize the 50 states and capitals, which is an assignment for a 15-yr-old.
by Angelacia June 13, 2007
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-Their school is an unrealistic paradise which makes normal people like you and me SHUT THE TV OFF
-Their fucking dorm rooms are like hotel rooms
-They're too busy flirting with the boys (who by the way are all urealisticlly hot) to actually go to class AT THEIR SCHOOL
-Their biggest problems in the episodes is if they get gossiped about or accidently wear the same dress as someone else to the dance.
AND TO TOP ALL THIS SHIT OFF, ITS BRITTNEY SPEARS LITTLE SISTER. PLEASE SHUT THE TV OFF UNLESS YOU WANT TO SEE A BUNCH OF SLUTS LIVING IT UP.
-Their school is an unrealistic paradise which makes normal people like you and me SHUT THE TV OFF
-Their fucking dorm rooms are like hotel rooms
-They're too busy flirting with the boys (who by the way are all urealisticlly hot) to actually go to class AT THEIR SCHOOL
-Their biggest problems in the episodes is if they get gossiped about or accidently wear the same dress as someone else to the dance.
AND TO TOP ALL THIS SHIT OFF, ITS BRITTNEY SPEARS LITTLE SISTER. PLEASE SHUT THE TV OFF UNLESS YOU WANT TO SEE A BUNCH OF SLUTS LIVING IT UP.
person 1: OMG I wish I was Zoey 101
person 2: Wow, your a stupid whore. Thats almost as bad as saying you wish you were Hanna Montanna.
person 2: Wow, your a stupid whore. Thats almost as bad as saying you wish you were Hanna Montanna.
by HAYN H1TMAN 808 January 23, 2009
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