theat 

a beautiful girl who will always be there for you no matter what and always be by your side and has a very goofy side and always can make your smile shy sometimes but once she’s comfortable she’s the best!

“Your so lucky to have a Theat like ahh”

theat by A human bein December 9, 2020

Bean Teats 

What you get when a cow's teats start to shoot out colored beans, also known as rainbow beans.

Little Johnny: Aunt Joanne! Come Quick! The cows have gone mad and have a disease!

Aunt Joanne: Oh no dear, that's just them shooting out their Bean Teats.

Bean Teats by ginomcdinkwad January 19, 2009

Weekend Theater 

A sorry excuse for a stage space in Little Rock, Arkansas, known for its sub-par actors and laughable attempts at modern American drama. Its actors are often comprised of failed New York rejects, boring lawyers who have nothing better to do, and students from surrounding colleges who were never talented enough to get cast in their school productions. Ironically, each of these groups feel like they are God's gift to the arts.

Actor Wannabe: Have you heard of my latest show?
Pseudo-Friend: No.
Actor Wannabe: I got the lead in the next Weekend Theater production.
Pseudo-Friend: Really? How many people auditioned??
Actor Wannabe: Just me.
Pseudo-Friend: (pause) Yeah have fun with that.

Weekend Theater by MarlboroRed May 1, 2009

nom threatening 

A person or item that is so desirable, that it's threatening to be eaten. Can be used in a sexual manner.

Her pussy is nom threatening.

nom threatening by Porna October 9, 2014

jabookie theatre 

When two negros who, incapable of logical reasoning and negotiation, commence in physical violence towards each other; amassing a large audience of more, on-looking negros.

Commonly, the audience will be seen and heard “whooping” and hollering- frequently becoming involved in the aforementioned fight, or autistically recording it on cellular devices in portrait mode, while repeatedly mush-mouthing the words; “WorldStar! WorldStar! WorldStar... etc.”

This source of entertainment is most commonplace among “Inner City Youths,” as their stolen televisions oftentimes have no reception, and they lack the funds to attend a movie theatre; hence, a play on the term “kabuki theater,” we derive “Jabookie Theatre.”

John- “Woah man, I was walking to my car after work, and I couldn’t get near the damn thing! A jabookie theatre was taking place right in the parking lot!”

Michael- “Fucking niggers.”

jabookie theatre by EndMyLoafPlease May 7, 2018

Emerald Theatre 

A roblox group with 134k+ members. The community is very cool, and you'll have a great time there! It is currently owned by Nephere. He is a great owner! So, if you seem interested in Emerald Theatre, join the group! :D

Guy 1: Emerald Theatre is my favorite roblox group!

Guy 2: Woah, it seems cool I should check it out!

Emerald Theatre by dinoisverypog August 26, 2021

Txt Drama Theatre 

This is when one of your friends shows you their cell phone & it is full of chapters of completely ridiculous Text Messages from the previous day's banter with their significant other or friend. In most cases this being one of their X's.

Emily: Are you ready for some Txt Drama Theatre?

Nicholle: OMG! That is some crazy ass shit right there! I can't believe he sent this!!!

Emily: *Raises Monocle* Indeed madam. Indeed.

Txt Drama Theatre by LadyShreve February 6, 2010