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Bird dog

The act of watching or staring at a worker as they perform a job. Is often preformed by the foreman, supervisor, or anyone in a position of power. A totally unjust act that doesn’t actually help the job along, and just irritates and pisses off the workers
Look at Andy over there bird doggin the guys. What a fucking douche.

Andy would sit and bird dog the guys, even though the job was on schedule just to be a dick.
by sparky1221 May 3, 2023
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Cough Bird

A Wife who coughs (signs as a bird would do) in sleep every night!

The cough is commonly caused by regularly smoking cigarettes and is accompanied with the noise of congested chest.

Cough bird starts singing after 2 or 3 o'clock in the morning!
She always magically has money to buy, and time to go and buy cigarettes. She has a bad smell on her breath and at night makes the whole bed stinks like cigarette.

Cough Bird can live off only cigarettes and coffee for days. She likes to drink white wine at night, of course with ice to make the coughing non-stop!
The neighbour's wife is such a loud "Cough Bird" that her husband is doomed and cursed to suffer from sleep deprivation!
by A hopeless sleeps man December 23, 2020
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Punching the bird

Have a mans dick punched until it is numb and then proceeding to do the same to his balls
by Tackling February 21, 2019
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Bird Curtains

When you are so fat that both sides of your testicles cover your penis .
Holy Fawk Ricky look at the bird curtains on that fat bastard. I bet he has to hold ‘em to the sides when he’s getting a blowie.
by The Toe Truck May 12, 2022
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Bird surfing

smoking marijuana and/or smoking a cigarette while riding in a car with the windows open.
"Dude, a couple of friends and I went bird surfing last night and it was nice!"
by hola_anal March 28, 2012
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Oliver Bird

Oliver Bird Used to describe anyone who is sexually attracted to clapped bisexuals
by Undercovercunt123 January 16, 2022
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Larry Bird

Slang for When a gun has 33 rounds in it and larry bird wore number 33 so its called “dha larry bird”
“I gotta Larry on me” “I got that larry bird on me
by S.I.O 3300 August 27, 2020
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