wet turtle soup 

Super stanky pussy

Example: Stacie came to school with wet turtle soup.

wet turtle soup by Kochmaster December 10, 2013

Snapping turtle

When a girl gives head to somebody they hate on purpose, and then bite off the dick.

That hoe in Lisbon hit tony with the snapping turtle, and he had to get a €3,000 penis transplant.

Snapping turtle by El ritardo July 15, 2018

to be a turtle 

To be so upset or containing similar emotional distress that one avoids social contact and "hides in one's shell."

Isaac was so upset after his girlfriend dumped him that he decided to be a turtle for the night until he felt a little better.

to be a turtle by gloomhaven December 9, 2009

Ninja Turtle Toes

An unfashionable footwear combination. Wearing thongs with socks on at the same time.

Dave ducked out to get the paper wearing his warm socks and thongs. Little did he know, people were staring at his ninja turtle toes.

Ninja Turtle Toes by Dekkernator July 30, 2009

ninja turtle special 

when you let your hand and arm get real ashy like turtle skin, then you jam your arm up somebodies ass and when you rip it out it cuts their asshole causing to bleed.

i was at the world series cheering my yankees on, when a phillies fan(asshole) stood up and said the yankees suck. so i did what any other yankee fan would do, i gave him the ninja turtle special

ninja turtle special by ninja turtle special November 3, 2009

ass turtle

Someone who continues to act like a retard after being told to shut up and drop it many times.

Its over why do you keep bringing it up you ass turtle?

ass turtle by IrishFairyGirl January 19, 2003

Awkward Turtle 

In real American Sign Language. It means Platypus.

Friend making Awkward Turtle sign.
Friend who knows better: "Platypus?"

Awkward Turtle by Likitung. December 22, 2008