kiyone syndrome

when you
constantly
type like
this
and have
problems
typing in
one line

yeah so
today i was
like going
to school
and i found
out it was
cancelled
LOL

by anonymous February 14, 2005

Cunniltarpal syndrome

The extremely sore tongue muscles after a night of pleasuring your lady.

Guy one: What's with you today? I'm only getting one word answers to my questions

Guy two slowly: Me and Susan did a marathon last night.

Guy one: Ahh Cunniltarpal syndrome.

by Mickola August 11, 2010

Gatitu Syndrome

Making a weird person feel really important for the purpose of seeing how it plays out.

We gave Eric the Gatitu Syndrome, he thinks he's a god now. Hahah

by Anon-F404 August 7, 2021

sundowner syndrome

A condition where someone is so obsessed with war, they begin to the point they view war similarly to Sundowner from Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance.

"Dude Kyle is begging for the boogaloo at this point" "I know he's got sundowner syndrome"

by gnash.bone November 23, 2020

Samsonite syndrome

people who tan WAAAAAAAY too much and have leathery skin like a suitcase.

did you see that old cougar at the pool? She totally has Samsonite syndrome, all she needs is a handle.

by tamtamcracker August 10, 2009

godfather syndrome

When someone likes the famous "Godfather" movies (originally a book by Mario Puzo and made into a film by Francis Ford Coppola) so much that they become convinced that they are really a Mafia boss and try to act like they've just finished running their shooting scenes. Symptoms may include constant quotations, dressing like one of the Dons, obsessive interest in Sicily, listening to Tarantella over and over again, and becoming creepily and quietly aggressive.

godfather syndrome guy: "hey you, what are you looking at? that's right i'm talking to you."

random bewildered person: "leave me alone you creeper."

godfather syndrome guy: "you want me to leave? i'll tell you what to leave: leave the gun. take the cannoli."

random bewildered person: ..........

by AliceOctober September 22, 2009

Morrissey Syndrome

An overwhelming desire for a relationship with someone you can't (I Want The One I Can't Have).

Named after The Smiths' lead singer, Steven Morrissey

Also known as Mozza Syndrome

Person 1: "I think about her all the time and dream about her every night man. I asked her and she said no. I guess I Want The One I Can't Have"
Person 2: "Mate you've got a severe case of Morrissey Syndrome"

by WannaBeMorrissey May 22, 2016