2 shits to sunday

The phrase you say when someone asks what, when, where, how, and why something or someone is the way it is, basicly the answer to every question.

My bio mother: why do you hate me

Me: 2 shits to sunday

Person in background: DAMNNNNN!!!

by Unhinged Farris wheel July 7, 2025

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Lava shits

When your fecial material comes out as a liquid instead of solid, and leaves your anus hole burning so bad that you just wanna cut it off with your pocket knife. This sensation feels like you just dipped your prolapsed ass hole in hot lava. You will soon wish you didn't eat that jalapeno mac and cheese burger about 10 minutes ago.

Gene: holy christ, call the fire department! Carter has the lava shits!

by Dirty Antwan October 29, 2025

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rape shits

The shits you get after a proper, thorough anal rape of the butt

If you don’t get rape shits, it wasn’t really rape

by Bad C dev December 5, 2025

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No Tagged Shirts

Shirts that really dont have a brand on them.their just sort of a shirt.
These can be bought at low retail stores like goodwill.

American Eagle,*Converse*,abercrombie and other name brand companies are exact opposites.

Devon:did you see tony walking around with that no tagged shirt?

Kevin: lolyeah.

Kevin: he has alot of no tagged shirts u c.

by Converse_Dottor February 17, 2009

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the nes-shits

a term for the small round feces that resemble the childrens cereal

bob: " damn that worcester egg pimms big mix gave me the nes-shits"

carl:"fuck have you seen that tramp!, shes covered in nes-shits"

bob:"lord above"

by impman lorenz June 18, 2011

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