pearl mustache

The act of spreading ejaculate on someone's upper lip.

That girl was trash, she just wanted some dick, so I gave her a pearl mustache

by bee rye February 14, 2014

pearl harbour plop

The pearl harbour plop is the act of jumping on to another male or females chest and excreting on their chest.

Luke:

"Liam gave nikkita a right pearl harbour plop"

Joe:

"I know her chest is really bruised"

by Luke Gooden April 26, 2014

Pear

1. Pear (n.) A fruit in the Rosaceae family. Native in Asia and Central Europe.
2. Pear (adj.) A young lady who's bottom and hips are large, plump, and shapely, with the exception of small breasts.

1. That pear tasted very sweet, just like i like it.
2. Jeez man, Mariah is such a pair, I can't stop staring at her gorgeous butt!

by Sham7 December 21, 2014

pearl blast

jizz, ejaculate, spooge, cum, to blow one's load, get rid of the baby batter,or otherwise squirt seminal fluid from the penis.

I pearl blasted all over her face and in her hair!

by mysticalbaby June 27, 2014

Pearl Harbor Barber

When you're on top of a girl having anal sex in the missionary position & she farts without making any noise.

Then the fart sneaks up, punches you in the face, and burns your nostril hairs.

That bitch gave me a Pearl Harbor barber, so I dirty sanchezed her meat wallet!

by dirty raul September 3, 2014

Pear Hair

A form of guy's bed head. A colic that sticks up and can't be combed down without hair gel or an excessive amount of water.

Hey man, I won't leave my house until I get rid if this pear hair I woke up with this morning. Before I do that, I have to find my hair gel

by Freckle Duncanschnuter September 23, 2014

pear bong

when you smoke pears in a bong, often mixed with weed, herbs, or anything else that you can find near by. Usually used/smoked by a group of chavs that have no future and a drug addiction

Chav 1: I'm bored!
Chav 2: Me 2... Wot can we do tho?
Chav 3: ... PEAR BONG!!
they then smoke the dried pears mixed with weed etc. found inside the bong

by dougie jamieson March 8, 2015