2 definitions by mysticalbaby

jizz, ejaculate, spooge, cum, to blow one's load, get rid of the baby batter,or otherwise squirt seminal fluid from the penis.
I pearl blasted all over her face and in her hair!
by mysticalbaby June 28, 2014
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Something that takes a long time and is not enjoyable.

Harkens back to the early days of internet when connections were made over 56k or dial-up telephone service
I hate waiting in line at the DMV, it's worse than dial-up
by mysticalbaby February 21, 2017
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