meat wagon 

A young man who believes that the two greatest things in life are beating ass and pounding ass. Often times they are found frequenting the gym, sporting events, and college/ladies night at Miller's Ale House. Can be described as all brawn and no brains. Will hit on best friend's girl friends, fart at waitresses, sleep with war pigs and have no limitations to sexual debauchery.

Yo man, you just farted at that waitress. Stop being such a meat wagon!

OR

Guy A:Dude, lets go to the gym before we go out and drink Keystone light with college girls.
Guy B: You are such a wagon.

meat wagon by J303 February 12, 2008

Meat Head 

Meat Head... a meat head is either; a person with a large head, a person who's head is shaped like a peice of meat,a person who always has the thought of meat on thier minds or even a comeback/remark on the shape of a persons head in a situation of which a comeback/remark is needed.

''Hey... dude look at that guys head. its all meat shaped and large''
''shut up sam, you've got a meat head so yeh.''

Meat Head by The Duke of Mexico May 3, 2009

Meat Salad 

When three or more men mush their penises together, Or perform in hardcore sexual activities.

I'll have a meat salad, hold the dressing.

Meat Salad by The Painsley May 29, 2010

meat wagon 

gay activity, what a homosexual man does in his spare time.

Look at that guy pretty sure he rides the meat wagon.

meat wagon by Hubert Buckwild March 13, 2010

meat curtain 

that special little opening between a woman's legs, also known as the vagina

"so did you hook up with that girl last night?"
"well, i didnt fuck her, but she let me play with her meat curtain"

meat curtain by bob texas state August 2, 2004

meat sheets 

The labia lips, similar to beef curtains in nature

i pounded the meat sheets last night

meat sheets by fulton89 January 19, 2006

meat rope 

a horse's penis

it is a very long and quite retractable. when it extends, its over a foot long, and when it retracts, its nothing. it actually goes back inside the horse's body.

Jason and Spencer touched the meat rope (which looked like it had cuts on it) while Sam and Jordan laughed outside of the horse pen.

meat rope by nirvana4lf April 17, 2006