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air jerk 

to pretend to jerkoff (masterbate) in the air.
hey man stop air jerking thats gay
air jerk by firefalcome September 6, 2023
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octagon jerk 

This is a fiction definition.

octagon jerk means a jerk or a group of people in a octagonal position to masturbate in a sexual manner and way. It also means a low iq person or an idiotic person. It also can be used as a meaning which is either marijuana or cocaine. It’s also a nickname for a pet.
1. Ben: You’re an octagon jerk!

Jason: sorry.

2. Richard: I really hate people doing octagon jerk in a sexual way!
Tom: Yeah, I know that.

3. John: it’s not fair at all, octagon jerk!
Jeff: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to!
4. Quinn: I saw someone smoking octagon jerk.
Adam: Just tell him to stop and that will do the trick! :)
5. Benny: I just got a pet octagon jerk.
Kenny: What the hell?
Kenny: I think I’m disgusted!
Benny: I was referring to a pet, not a sexual manner.
Kenny: Oh.
octagon jerk by KB_2024 September 9, 2023

Scenic jerk

Beating it to Mother Nature, getting it off to the beauty of the earth
Josh and I ripped a scenic jerk last night!
Scenic jerk by anonymous November 26, 2023

phantom jerk

When a man, whose penis is locked in a chastity cage, places a dildo at the place where usually his hard penis would be, and strokes the dildo, tricking the brain into thinking that he's stroking his penis, thus triggering an ejaculation. Similar to how a crippled person would scratch a lost limb.
"Hey, how is your time in chastity going?"-
"Very frustrating, but I've almost mastered the phantom jerk."
phantom jerk by BenWyss December 7, 2023
Used for emphasis in a similar way as “on jah” or “on god,” but with even more emotion/urgency
“I swear on my nans and that’s ON JERK
on jerk by get_josh December 12, 2023

Circle Jerk 

A person so virtuous they stop to let someone into a TRAFFIC CIRCLE/ROUNDABOUT
Mary! Please move yourself through the roundabout! You're making yourself look like such a circle jerk!!
Circle Jerk by Frankieboy226 January 9, 2024