When someone asks for a minute to do something, even though they know it will take much longer than 60 seconds.
Wife: I need to run into this store. It'll only take a minute
Husband mumbles: More like a football minute.
Husband mumbles: More like a football minute.
by thebetterfriend2 May 29, 2010
Get the Football Minute mug.A foot boy or foot slave is usually a male teen or older who massages/caresses/licks/kisses/sucks the toes of his giantess/mistress' feet
by Solelicker August 25, 2008
Get the Footboy mug.1.A word old (mostly southern) women always say to their husbands that they've been with for forever.
Even though the couple fights a lot everyone knows they love eachohther and will kill for one another.
2.Meaning a word an old woman uses when she is not paying any attention to whatever her husband just said.
Even though the couple fights a lot everyone knows they love eachohther and will kill for one another.
2.Meaning a word an old woman uses when she is not paying any attention to whatever her husband just said.
Old man: Woman why you always walkin' around, gone and sit still somewhere!
Old woman: Aw shut up you ol' fool and eat this here food i cooked!
Old woman: Aw shut up you ol' fool and eat this here food i cooked!
by falalalalalalalala!! February 24, 2009
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by Mike72324 November 21, 2013
Get the John Footpenis mug."DAR food" refers to bland or badly made meals, often using canned or overcooked vegetables, or frozen or instant prepared foods, or just prepared without any seasoning or skill or imagination. It includes home-made casseroles made by combining things like canned soups with canned vegetables and cheese from an aerosol can. It's a derogatory word used to refer to American food that is not from any foreign ethnic tradition.
Our club had a pot luck dinner. People brought their delicious Chinese and Indian and Italian and Hungarian and Portuguese specialties. But then Janey brought DAR food: one of those awful green bean casseroles made of nothing but canned ingredients.
by Farfalla February 24, 2008
Get the DAR food mug.Bro-foods are foods that are primarily eaten by bodybuilders, figure competitors and people who participate in strength training.
Food eaten primarily by members of the fitness community.
They generally consist of high protein, high fiber, fats and carbs. These foods are mostly healthy foods that help the fitness person lose weight, gain muscle mass or both. Many bro-foods tend to be much more nutrient dense than general grocery food.
They're called bro-foods because the fitness guys who tend to eat like this are called bros. The nickname or slang term for muscular guys who participate and or spend much of their lives in the fitness community.
Bro-Foods generally consist of food like Oatmeal, chicken breast, whey protein, nuts, 90% lean beef, coconut oil, Broccoli, olive oil, many types of fish, brown rice, peanut butter, bananas, wheat bread, eggs, cauliflower, cottage cheese, yogurt, leafy greens, sea slat etc.
Note : Bro-Foods do NOT always have to be strictly healthy. It can allow for cheat food, junk food or fast food from time to time. But still generally is less processed food that has high protein, higher fiber, adequate amount of fats, nutrients and carbs. These main components can and do fluctuate depending on what the fitness person is trying to achieve.
A good idea of what counts as bro food. Go to major bodybuilding sites or to youtube and type in bro food into the search bar. And you'll get a good idea of what counts as bro-food.
Food eaten primarily by members of the fitness community.
They generally consist of high protein, high fiber, fats and carbs. These foods are mostly healthy foods that help the fitness person lose weight, gain muscle mass or both. Many bro-foods tend to be much more nutrient dense than general grocery food.
They're called bro-foods because the fitness guys who tend to eat like this are called bros. The nickname or slang term for muscular guys who participate and or spend much of their lives in the fitness community.
Bro-Foods generally consist of food like Oatmeal, chicken breast, whey protein, nuts, 90% lean beef, coconut oil, Broccoli, olive oil, many types of fish, brown rice, peanut butter, bananas, wheat bread, eggs, cauliflower, cottage cheese, yogurt, leafy greens, sea slat etc.
Note : Bro-Foods do NOT always have to be strictly healthy. It can allow for cheat food, junk food or fast food from time to time. But still generally is less processed food that has high protein, higher fiber, adequate amount of fats, nutrients and carbs. These main components can and do fluctuate depending on what the fitness person is trying to achieve.
A good idea of what counts as bro food. Go to major bodybuilding sites or to youtube and type in bro food into the search bar. And you'll get a good idea of what counts as bro-food.
Dude1 : "Check out the new guys in the gym."
Dude2 : "Damn they're shredded"
Dude1 : "Definitely, They must have been getting serious about managing their bro-foods."
Dude2 : "They're most likely in their cutting phase"
Dude2 : "Damn they're shredded"
Dude1 : "Definitely, They must have been getting serious about managing their bro-foods."
Dude2 : "They're most likely in their cutting phase"
by Black King X June 23, 2013
Get the Bro-Food mug.A godsend from the culinary dieties from above. Chinese food is indeed the greatest stuff ever edible that is not American in origin. Best eaten hot, cold, or anywhere. Yet never eat Chinese food alonel,savor its sweet taste with a friend.
by Not so super DJ Gennady February 19, 2003
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