Fail Cannon

1. A monicker for the FN FAL (Fusil Automatique Léger), a Belgian gun used since the 1950s. Its status as the "Fail Cannon" stems from its use in the first person shooter Modern Warfare 2. The gun is the only assault rifle in the game that is neither automatic nor three round burst, and sports a much smaller clip and horrible iron sights. As a result of these deficiencies, the gun typically fires fail towards enemies. Some really good players use it as a personal handicap to keep the game challenging for themselves.

2. Any object not suitable to the task it is being used for.

Spectator: How did you just go 4 and 18 on Highrise? Oh...you were using the fail cannon, I should have known.

Guy who needs help: Can you help me hammer this nail into the wall?

Guy #2: Yeah, try trading in that fail cannon for a real hammer.

by Interlocutor May 1, 2011

Harpooned a fail whale

When you pick up a fat chick at a bar.

Man, Dave was so drunk last night, I can't believe he harpooned a fail whale.

by The Onion Eaters September 20, 2010

Failboat

The method of transport by which your friend travels/may be captain of.

You: My god, Mikey is so the captain of the Failboat.

by Count_Maniacal February 11, 2009

epic fail

When you cannot fail any harder. A mistake only punishable by a round house kick to the face by Chuck Norris. Also, a series of accidents, or one accident, usually major, producing comedy to an audience around the subject.

Brian Bell: Hey guys! I just got done fapping to some new band no one has hea- OH OWWWWW! where the fucking hell did that basket ball come from!? now i'm bleeding in the face!

Eric: AHAHAAA epic fail dude epic fail!

Chuck Norris: BAHAHAAAA. *roundhouse kicks Brian in the face*

by 13xshadex13 May 2, 2009

failburger

He fails at life which means he is a loser

That man has tried everything but still fails , he fails at life the failburger

by M0rph May 1, 2008

Fail

Another word used commonly by a brether. Inspired by the ubiquitous Mr. Giri.
Denotes complete and utter failure.
Being useless at something.

Giri: You people are capable of writing Supreme Court judgements, but when it comes to BU exams. Fail!

by Brether Abey July 1, 2008

failame

Is used to definite a situation that is not only a failure but is also lame as well. It is a combination between "fail" and "lame."

Our project was so failame!

by FadingRadiance February 4, 2009