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"A k.d. lang fan? No, she's a feminist, but I'm pretty sure she's not harboring same-sex tendencies."
"A k.d. lang fan? No, she's a feminist, but I'm pretty sure she's not harboring same-sex tendencies."
by rtmiss February 18, 2010
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Get the Rebecca Black fan mug.Someone who likes Linkin Park. It's okay if you don't like them, but calling them stupid and they suck cock is fucking retarded.
by Bashe June 24, 2004
Get the Linkin Park fan mug.Linkin Park fans (or fanatics,which is almost the same) are usually young people who
1) insanelly like to quote LP lyrics;
2) always find themselves listening to any of the LP albums, like 1023554689 times over and over again;
3) have LP tattos;
4) die their hair the same way one of the band member does;
5) instead of sleeping,are lying on their backs repeating to themselves "Linkin Park please come to my country!!!!Pleaaaase!!!"
6) don't like the Jonas Brothers and think that they are general douchebags;
7) sleep,go to their schools/colleges/jobs,wearing an LP T-shirt;
8) think that "Project Revolution" is one of their goals in life;
9) cry for like a REALLY long time if they find out that the gig in their town is cancelled;
10) have all of the albums (even the singles,LPU albums, other EP's)
11) celebrate the band members' birthdays
12) hate people who say that "LP is shit","LP sold themselves","LP sucks","I hate LP" ect;
13) don't even speak,they rap,rap,rap SCREAM (but nowadays just sing (no rapping,no screaming(unfortunatly);
14) (girls) want to marry one of band members (or more than one),want to have kids with them and blah,blah,blah..(boys) are forming similar bands like Linkin Park and are acting like them;
15) are jumping like Bennington during the shows;
16) can do multitask and have changed their names into Mike;
17) believe in the Hybrid Theory soldier;
18) go out of "their fucking minds" when they see a person who looks kinda like Chester;
19) have their opinion about Jay-Z (which nessesary doesn't have to be a good one)
20) supports Linkin Park NO MATTER WHAT IT TAKES;
21) are talented when it comes to play the bass,drums,turntables,electric giutar;
22) cry when they sing "Breaking the Habit";
23) are very,very,very,very,very optimistic ( for real,some even imagine themselves as the 7th member of the band);
24) are fans of "Fort Minor" and "Dead By Sunrise";
25) rather sell their souls to the devil,than sell their LP merch;
26) the word "too much" isn't in their dictionary;
27) dream about the band 24/7;
28) gave up their true religions;
29) made their rooms into "Linkin Park worshiping sanctuaries";
30) have their bible which is "From The Inside:Linkin Park's Meteora book";
31) all their dreams,hopes,intensions in life are linked to the same thing which is LINKIN PARK (duh);
32) if they're waked from a dream,they can spell the whole biography (or dicography) standing on one leg and holding a glass of water on their heads;
33) (have I mentioned the "lyric quoting" part?)
If you can relate to at least 10 of the things,than the therm "Linkin Park fan" is the best one in describing you. Good for you!;D
1) insanelly like to quote LP lyrics;
2) always find themselves listening to any of the LP albums, like 1023554689 times over and over again;
3) have LP tattos;
4) die their hair the same way one of the band member does;
5) instead of sleeping,are lying on their backs repeating to themselves "Linkin Park please come to my country!!!!Pleaaaase!!!"
6) don't like the Jonas Brothers and think that they are general douchebags;
7) sleep,go to their schools/colleges/jobs,wearing an LP T-shirt;
8) think that "Project Revolution" is one of their goals in life;
9) cry for like a REALLY long time if they find out that the gig in their town is cancelled;
10) have all of the albums (even the singles,LPU albums, other EP's)
11) celebrate the band members' birthdays
12) hate people who say that "LP is shit","LP sold themselves","LP sucks","I hate LP" ect;
13) don't even speak,they rap,rap,rap SCREAM (but nowadays just sing (no rapping,no screaming(unfortunatly);
14) (girls) want to marry one of band members (or more than one),want to have kids with them and blah,blah,blah..(boys) are forming similar bands like Linkin Park and are acting like them;
15) are jumping like Bennington during the shows;
16) can do multitask and have changed their names into Mike;
17) believe in the Hybrid Theory soldier;
18) go out of "their fucking minds" when they see a person who looks kinda like Chester;
19) have their opinion about Jay-Z (which nessesary doesn't have to be a good one)
20) supports Linkin Park NO MATTER WHAT IT TAKES;
21) are talented when it comes to play the bass,drums,turntables,electric giutar;
22) cry when they sing "Breaking the Habit";
23) are very,very,very,very,very optimistic ( for real,some even imagine themselves as the 7th member of the band);
24) are fans of "Fort Minor" and "Dead By Sunrise";
25) rather sell their souls to the devil,than sell their LP merch;
26) the word "too much" isn't in their dictionary;
27) dream about the band 24/7;
28) gave up their true religions;
29) made their rooms into "Linkin Park worshiping sanctuaries";
30) have their bible which is "From The Inside:Linkin Park's Meteora book";
31) all their dreams,hopes,intensions in life are linked to the same thing which is LINKIN PARK (duh);
32) if they're waked from a dream,they can spell the whole biography (or dicography) standing on one leg and holding a glass of water on their heads;
33) (have I mentioned the "lyric quoting" part?)
If you can relate to at least 10 of the things,than the therm "Linkin Park fan" is the best one in describing you. Good for you!;D
David: "Where am I?"
A familiar voice:"In the studio,dude"
David: "OMG is that you Chester?"
Chester (the voice):" Yeah,man,as far as I know *gigles*.Did you know that you've been selected out of the LP Underground members to spend a day with us while we're recording our album?"
David:"Hell,yeah!Is this true? Is my dream coming true?!"
And before Chester could answer,David woke up in his bed.
David: Fuck! Fuck! And fuck again! Why do I have to be such a Linkin Park fan?Why?!
A familiar voice:"In the studio,dude"
David: "OMG is that you Chester?"
Chester (the voice):" Yeah,man,as far as I know *gigles*.Did you know that you've been selected out of the LP Underground members to spend a day with us while we're recording our album?"
David:"Hell,yeah!Is this true? Is my dream coming true?!"
And before Chester could answer,David woke up in his bed.
David: Fuck! Fuck! And fuck again! Why do I have to be such a Linkin Park fan?Why?!
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Get the Olbermann fan girl mug.Red Sox fans are the most pathetic, whiny, and horrible pieces of shit on the planet Earth. You assholes finally got your World Series, AND YOU ARE STILL WHINY!!! YOU CUNTS CAN NEVER COMPLAIN ABOUT ANYTHING EVER AGAIN! These cum guzzling gutter sluts probably don't realize they have become exactly what they hate!! They ARE the Yankees now! They think the world revolves around their team and the team is God's gift to their lives. They buy every single big name free agent (Ramirez, Schilling, Beckett, Pedro, etc.), and they are hypochondriacs on the highest level, and are twice as cocky and arrogant as Yankee fans. At least Yankee fans don't make death threats to someone who wears a Sox jersey on the streets of Manhattan. Shit man, the Cubs and White Sox waited longer than you assholes. The White Sox deserved to win last year. The Cubs deserve it more because they are at least pleasant to be around. Babe, Bucky, Buckner, Boone. NONE OF THESE PEOPLE RUINED YOUR LIVES PSYCHOS!!! And you wonder why Buckner stiffed you assholes at the ring ceremony. You can have that fat fuck (Ortiz), you can have shitlocks (Manny), you can have the Bush loving redneck asshole (Schilling), you can have Varidickless, and you can have Papelshit. GET A FUCKING LIFE AND STOP THREATNING ME AND MY FAMILY for rooting for the Yankees you pieces of shit. That's it, That's my statement!!!!
Aaron Boone. Game 7. Walk-off home run. Greatest moment in baseball history. FOX shows Pedro, Nixon, and Red Sox fans in Yankee Stadium crying. 'Nuff said.
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