Cousined

The act of categorizing someone as a distinct family although they are not.

"Guys you are practically family to me, I wish we could be Cousined together."
"You are part of the family now, you have been Cousined."

by Gary Nineteen 88 August 31, 2018

decuple-fourth-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents, zero great-great-grandparents and twenty great-great-great-grandparents in common.

Decuple-fourth-cousin.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024

half-first cousin-pibling

Parent's half-first cousin.

My half-first cousin-pibling is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

second-cousin-2X-removed

Second-cousin-twice-removed (2C2R).

My second-cousin-2X-removed is a good person.

by N8953SW June 26, 2021

second-cousin-8X-removed

Second-cousin-eight-times-removed (2C8R).

My second-cousin-8X-removed is a good person.

by N8953SW June 26, 2021

Cousin

Someone very hot that you should TOTALLY FUCK RIGHT NOW

Person 1: Heyy Generic cousin name, you lookin MIGHT fine today ;)
Person 2 (Presumable Cousin): Ummm I have a boyfriend, also we are cousins that's gross
Person 1: Even better ;) (Proceeds to strip naked, rips off cousins clothes and starts to fuck her)
Person 2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! RAPE! RAPE! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

by CousinFricker420 March 31, 2022

sesqui-cousin

A child of a parent's half-sibling with the other parent’s full sibling; the relative who has with the other person only three grandparents in common, but parents are different.

My sesqui-cousin is a good person.

by Usery May 2, 2021