Demetrius Demarcus Cousins III 

The former leader of Ohio and defender of earth, Demetrius was a young African American soldier who stumbled upon the stone of the beyonder and used it fight against the corrupt Ohio forces to defend earth in what has come to be known as the Scuffle of 1812. Demetrius ended up ruling Ohio for a great many years and eventually sent his clone back in time to complete the founding Ohio time loop that our reality is built upon. As of right now Demetrius is no longer leading Ohio and is instead spending his final years on earth as a normal human.

Teacher: "Demetrius Demarcus Cousins III saved us all from Ohio and that is why we didn't have school last week."

Student: "Yea whatever! My dad said that all of this Ohio stuff is bullshit!"

Demetrius Demarcus Cousins III by Servant 1832E October 26, 2022

Consingulating 

The act in which someone pluralizes a singular word on accident.

1) Ryan, stop consingulating everything.

2) Sheeps, fishes.

3) Wake up from your goddamn dream.

Consingulating by Ry-No and the Krass January 18, 2011

couson 

when you fuck your aunt or uncle and have a son, they are your cousin also.

Inbred whites always makin nephsons or cousons. guys fuckin their sisters or their aunts

couson by sanchezkeebler February 14, 2018

Cousineau Complex 

Cousineau complex is a psychological defense mechanism that compensates for lack of talent or skill. It is best seen as devoting an obscene amount of time to an activity one is not good at in an attempt, but never to become good.

Hank has a Cousineau complex which causes him to have an inflated sense of his own talent and skills

Cousineau Complex by E42 April 22, 2019

klondik cousins 

When a girl and guy who are (typically) friends have slept with the same girl or guy.

Kate and Javier are klondik cousins because they both slept with Gina.

Guy 1: "Luis was shocked when found out Liz was his klondik cousin!'"
Guy 2: "Why though? Tino gets around".

klondik cousins by WordPlayAllDay May 16, 2016

Couslings 

To be cousins and siblings at the same time

Lisa married Hank and had kids. Hanks brother Tim came along had sex with lisa, that made Hank and Lisa divorced and later Tim had kids with Lisa, making Lisa's kids Couslings

Couslings by BDPking101 April 3, 2020

cousting 

cock jousting. Like the medieval version, but using your cock as the lance. Not to be confused with clousting

To amuse themselves Eddy and James would often indulge in a spot of cousting

cousting by Philippe Flopp May 4, 2006