potato bread 

a dense, obese bread that is thicker than white, rye, and wheat together. It's a wanna be-wonder bread with a weight complexity. It's unique starchy flavor is hard to forget. Takes the longest to toast.

When I made a sandwich for breakfast, I used potato bread and couldn't eat for the rest of the day.

potato bread by Amass12 March 6, 2009

Wet Bread 

1. An event or circumstance that sucked for the person or people involved.

That concert was so wet bread.

Wet Bread by J. Codan December 27, 2016

Day old bread

1. A woman's vaginal tract infected by a yeast-fungus characterized by itching and irritation of the vulva, and vaginal discharge; Candidiasis

2. An out of control yeast infection

3. An affordable and delectable delicacy sold by Jimmy Johns

"You expect me to go down and eat your vittles!? Bitch, your day old bread is growin mold! come back tomorrow!"

Day old bread by Luvmussell January 26, 2009

tomato bread 

A derogatory term for a pizza

"Mofo I ordered a kebab pizza and all I got was tomato bread and dog meat!"

"Ah, you should have gone to Franco's, ma young apprentice."

tomato bread by cass February 3, 2005

raccoon bread

Bits of bread that don't fit into the toaster, so you turn the toaster on and balance your bread on top to toast a nice stripe onto it.

Also refers any use of this toaster-top technique.

is your bread heel too stubby to fit in the toaster? Make raccoon bread.

what's the easiest way to heat old pizza? the raccoon bread technique.

raccoon bread by TreeWeezel June 3, 2011

Day Old Bread

Over the hill; someone who used to be 'it' but doesn't realize they aren't any longer.

"Look at her, thinking she is all that... she's day old bread." or "Day old bread needs to stick together."

Day Old Bread by Juhli Schull June 25, 2007

A Bread 

Any unit of bread. Loaves of bread are A Bread only if they are intact and unsliced. Individual slices are A Bread.

Look, A Bread sitting there on the counter! Let us consume and eat it.

A Bread by Crumpetbaker October 12, 2007