bollockspeak

Corporate bullshit. Meaningless business buzzwords pasted together in an effort to hide managerial ignorance. Gobbledygook in a business setting.

"I call a cock up a cock up and not a "contingent operating difficulty which is pompous bollockspeak." -- Tony J. Watson, Organising and managing work: organisational, managerial and strategic behaviour in theory and practice (2nd edition)

by Mosborn April 29, 2014

bollockules

Smalls gonads.

Lacking in testicular fortitude (inf.) A coward.

"Ronaldo really ought to stop diving and crying like a baby every time someone touches him. He must have a pair of bollockules"

by WillThePeople October 5, 2016

Bollocks

The opposite of the term brilliant in that it is a term the British use to describe everything.

The idea that a rice cooker is a rice cooker when it isn't cooking or heating rice is bollocks.

by DesignerBabyReplicant July 31, 2016

bollocks to your nan

An extension of the contempt term "bollocks" to offend ones grandmother.

Oi Pat, bollocks to your nan, mate.

by jammyquindle May 13, 2016

Bollocksy

When someone calls you out on doing something weird and you get angry about it

Why are you smoking a candle? I'm not Jenny don't get bollocksy with me!

by Manlikedave April 24, 2017

Bollocksnagger

When you jump a barbwire fence and get a lil sumthin caught on a barb...

DId you hear about rory ? , he got in a bollocksnagger the other day

by SmytheLad September 8, 2017

Bollocxian

Referring to a poorly thought out idea or project. Nonsensical
Bollocxian Logic : poorly thought out or obtuse logic ; making little sense;nonsensical

That's Bollocxian logic. Bollocks

by MmmMakoman October 25, 2017